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The Moby Dick

You first go to a local hardware store and purchase a broom handle. Then you purchase a dildo. You drill a hole in the bottom of the dildo so the handle can attach to it. You then ejaculate in your partner's mouth. They must keep it in their mouth while you throw your dildo spear at her bearded clam. Once you have successfully thrown in it her vagina, she shoots the sperm out of her mouth to simulate a blow hole.
I gave my girl The Moby Dick yesterday and she shot my man goo all over my ceiling.
by Shorty Jagermanjensen February 17, 2020
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Moby Douche

A white guy who is such a huge douche he can sink an entire ship with his douchyness. By extension, his douchy capacities are so huge he can ruin virtually any occasion at which he is present.
Dude! Andy is such a Moby Douche even Ahab couldn't stop him.
by speedshift September 14, 2014
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Moby dicked

The act of covering your dick in baby powder and slaps someone in the face once or more leaving a white mark resembling a white sperms whale
My girlfriend was being annoying so she got moby dicked
by Moby dicking September 22, 2015
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Moby Dicked

When you've just had some Moby Dick (weed strain) and you forget what you were saying/doing, you got Moby Dicked.
"I'm feeling like..."
"Feeling like?"
"I forgot."
"You got Moby Dicked!"
by Barry Ballenbak August 18, 2019
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Moby Dickin

Jimmy: I found a old bottle cap on the ground!
Mark: Stop Moby Dickin around!
Jimmy: I wonder what it's doing there?
Mark: Stop wasting time and let's get this show on the road!
by Johnny Davison February 16, 2010
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Moby Dicked

1The post-coital realisation that the sex you just had was so good you'll probably be chasing it for the rest of your life.

2 An inspiring sexual experience.
After her moonlit romp on the beach Sheila realised she had been Moby Dicked.
by lajables April 26, 2016
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moby dick

I was having moby dick untill the whale said "No Way"
by Ymca Mouse Cat Acadamy November 25, 2010
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