Morton Feldman

Like, the easiest to play composer with all the easiest songs, except John Cage's 4'33". His music is so creepy but it is perfect for horror movies.

Devil: What should we play in hell?
Satan: Let's play some Morton Feldman. It scares the shit out of me.

by 116584 January 3, 2017

Morton's Phase

Morton's Phase is generally categorised where by productive effort grinds to a halt and may even tend to the negative.

Morton's phase is kicking in, I'm so easily distracted from work.

by Mr Blobby 52 March 18, 2017

Jack Davies Ted Cakeman Darling Morton

If you find this its a lie. It is also a slang term word for a bloody moron!

Tim: You Jack Davies Ted Cakeman Darling Morton
Bob: I hate you how rude im not that fat

by LittleManTyrone January 20, 2021

Morton Salt

A noun used to represent the definition Salty. To add on the definition, salty is when someone is upset or stressed over the outcome of an event, which is usually used as a personal statement rather than a general one. Used commonly in the fighting game culture.

Used mainly in conjunction with its mascot (a girl holding a yellow umbrella) and the slogan "When it rain, it pours". Signaling that once the tears and grief falls, they aren't going to stop.

To taunt people in a tournament, the opponents usually have a can of salt ready for the loser.

Hypeman: SOMEONE BETTER GET THAT MORTON SALT READY! BECAUSE SOMEONE'S GOING TO GET SALTY

by KoriNem October 18, 2009

morton's toe

when your second toe is longer than your big toe.

When I was walking, I tripped because my morton's toe caught the curb.

by lucas livermoore March 7, 2010

Morton end

A vulgar Scottish colloquial term for the anus.

Most frequently used when referring to sodomy, although this can be used in other situations when objects enter the anus.

1. Big Henry normally takes it right up the Morton End.

2. The Morton End fair emptied quickly after I ate that funky kebab last night!

3. If I hear one more word of cheek from Jason he shall receive this cactus right up the Morton end!

by Yer Maw Buzzes Lighter Fluid November 15, 2016

mondo-morto

adj. very deceased. A word created in homage to Gualtiero Jacopetti, the recently deceased Italian director of Mondo Cane, a movie whose title inspired people who largely didn't speak Italian or Latin to create a variety of parodizing phrases, viz; Mondo Druggo, Mondo Tempo etc.

Want to help me bury my dog?

Is he dead?

Of course he's dead! In fact he's mondo-morto.

by gnostic1 August 24, 2011