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morse code heartbeat

Fuckin metal band that's so fuckin metal they all piss liquified lead.
by malignant May 26, 2003
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Morse Code Mouth Popping

Using your mouth and lips to create popping sounds to recreate morse code. This can be used when communicating with friends and coworkers in a new way so no one will know exactly what it is you are talking to each other about.
A bank teller used MCMP (morse code mouth popping) to alert a coworker she was being robbed to alert the authorities without the suspect in question even knowing!
by MCMP February 18, 2011
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Morse Code texting

Any text composed on a cell phone without a "QWERTY" keyboard. A text composed through rapidly punching numbers to spell.
Dude, you still have that old phone of yours without a keyboard?

Yeah. I've been morse code texting to everyone and it's driving me insane!
by brainstorm85 July 19, 2011
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Morse code toilet paper

The type of toilet paper often found in public toilets (restrooms) where the sheets are often of varying lengths, e.g. a short length represents a dit, a long length represents a dah. I don't know morse code but if I did, I might be able to decipher the code to see what subliminal messaging the manufacturer is trying to send to me.
God, not another one of those morse code toilet paper rolls, I wish they would order more expensive toilet rolls.
by Little Computer Nerd June 18, 2010
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Morse-code manuscript

A.k.a. "intermittent ink", this term describes the muddled mess of random "dots 'n' dashes" that you typically end up with when feverishly trying to scribble notes with a ballpoint pen on anything but totally "clean 'n' pristine" writing-paper, or when attempting to hastily jot down a few words while holding your paper up against a vertical wall, where gravity ceases to aid ink-flow to the pen-tip.
The infuriating "Morse-code manuscript" debacle tends to manifest itself all the more whenever you're either in a stew or pressed for time, since your hands will tend to perspire a lot more during "nerved up" periods like this, and so the ink will not readily adhere to all of the damp/salty/greasy spots where you've been holding the paper steady while writing. Also, if the paper itself is not the best (like if its surface is excessively flaky/textured, or is coated with a foreign substance, like a cash-register receipt), you may have problems here, as well; this is an especially exasperating dilemma because this type of "inferior" foolscap-scrap may sometimes be the only writing-material that's handy at the time when you unexpectedly have to scrawl down a phone number or other important info/reminder, and so you may encounter this debacle more frequently/unavoidably than you might expect.
by QuacksO August 31, 2018
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Morse Code Was Invented For Individuals Who Want Participations Trophies Alongside The Five W's And 1 H's
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Talking In Morse Code

To swear so much that if it would be sensored it would sound like some sort of morse code message.
Jimmy: "God I am so f*cking pissed. F*ck! Sh*t! F*ck F*ck F*ck F*ck F*ck F*ck F*ck F*ck F*ck F*ck F*ck F*ck F*ck F*ck F*ck! How could I do that I'm so stupid!"
Bob: Wow, sorry I couldn't understand that it sounded like you were talking in morse code.
by brown7905 March 30, 2009
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