morpheus

A file sharing program, rarely used because there is Kazaa. It was made to replace napster but failed because they started making people pay

Napster sucks so i use kazaa

by CHPhater February 14, 2004

morphasexual

Someone who's sexual nature and/or orientation changes. Someone who has more than one mode of sexual nature and/or orientation.

The person's morphasexual nature allowed zim to be straight at some times and gay at other times.

by Ophir September 22, 2005

Morpheus

When you meet a chick at a bar, give her the option of taking two pills, both of which are roofies. She will undoubtedly take the red pill and pass out within 10 minutes. Drag her into the bathroom and proceed to have your way with her. When she wakes up, stand over her and put your sunglasses back on. Kick the door open. Say nothing.

1: Yo dawg.
2: Sup, nizzle.
1: I saw you got yo morpheus on last night.
2: *puts on glasses*

by J Krizzle September 23, 2009

murphus

a horny dwarf;one of short stature possessing a liking for the French that remains unmatched to this day.

"zip up your pants, you fucking murphus!"

by Dickie Sparkles May 7, 2005

morpheus

A dangerous individual with a trenchcoat fetish. Also a vampire-wannabe.

Morpheus feeds on the blood of the living

Morpheus: I get aroused by trenchcoats

by Dev-Null March 27, 2003

morpheus

the ultimate level of personal performace

to win booze olympics he needed to step up his game and get morpheus

by Kirsten Reich May 19, 2008

Morpheus Phreak

Expert in all things Microsoft related.

Always correct.

by Anonymous May 18, 2003