Miss Morley

Kim Jong Un's daughter with a 99% plastic body, she sexually contacted lamp and obtained herpes, she's anti-mobile and haves a sworn enemies she constantly attempts to murder called the phone gang as she think that the electrical energy would dry up her plastic skin.

Oh dear is that Miss Morley!? Better stay away. All phones down.

by Phone boys March 10, 2020

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Morlocking

The process of using guile and cunning to attract members of the opposite sex to you who are far more attractive then yourself. The term is based on the race of devolved humans in H.G Wells' sci-fi fantasy The Time Machine, know as Morlocks, who live underground and on occasion climb to the surface to snatch one of the beautiful Eloi.

The term first appeared in conversation between Robert K Walker and Nicolas Costello in 2003 when pissed up on wine.

Nick- Emma is out tonight
Rob- Pfft. She's well out of your league
Nick- I know. She might need some Morlocking

by Nico-clart Costelo-twat March 13, 2010

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morbucks

The most precious and valuable currency ever to exist on planet earth. First established in the hit 2022 movie "Morbius" starring Jared Leto, it's use has expinentially increased. Its conversion rate is $1 to 60000000 Morbucks.

P1) Yo bro I'm so broke right now.

P2) Don't worry bro, lemme give you 12000000 Morbucks.
P1) Thanks so much bro! I'm now gonna watch Morbius 1.3 million times!

by A really bad dictionary July 4, 2022

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