moying

A verb that means to be drip and cool and swag and gamer

I'm moying so fucking hard rn

by Whale Shark Is mentally okay August 21, 2021

Morning Load

The Morning load is known across the world. It simple means men releasing their semen built up overnight by jerking off and cumming in the morning. When men wake up in the morning, there is process. We first need to urinate but after that, we touch our cocks/dicks/penis/boner/prick/etc until we get an erection & wank until we blast our cum!!! Most of the time, porn is involved! Watching whores take cock in all holes until we bust our morning load. Our semen/ jizz/ cum/spunk/baby batter.

Tom woke up and starting touching his hard cock until he shot his morning load.

by HornyPornoAddict October 19, 2022

two-shit morning

Those mornings when your typical morning shit is just not enough. This situation arises most frequently after a night of heavy drinking or a late night burrito run.

In a typical two-shit morning, the second sequence arrives unexpectedly, making you late for work/class/court-ordered community service.

You: Sorry I'm late boss, I had one of the two-shit morning. You know how it goes.
Boss: Say no more. I was late too, also on account of a two-shit morning.

Check with your human resources office/principal/parole officer to make sure that a two-shit morning is recognized as a valid excuse for tardiness.

by DistinctDiffident February 8, 2018

Junifer Morningsnout

mysterious individual with connections

tamera needed some professional assistance so she deliberately ran into the likes of Junifer Morningsnout

anytime i need something or someone for something grand its best to consult none other than Junifer Morningsnout

by Suswaxwrappers August 22, 2022

wet toothbrush morning

The morning after a late night; characterized by a wet toothbrush because you brushed your teeth just a few hours ago when you went to bed. Not necessarily but usually waking up for work after a late night of drinking.

Adam: You look like hell. Did you even sleep between the party and work this morning?

Justin: Yeah but it was a wet toothbrush morning.

by Guy Snyder September 15, 2014

Morning Dump

The ahhhh-mazing way to start your day: emptying your bowels into the toilet right when you wake up in the morning

That was one epic morning dump I took today when I woke up

by Slimy Steve July 4, 2014

Morning Hitler

When you're shaving in the morning and leave a little Hitler moustache before taking that part off as well, just to see what it looks like on you.

"I tried the Morning Hitler today. Too bad one guy ruined it for the rest of us."

by Koekje Zwei September 5, 2013