Moote'd

The process of being completely fucked over by someone. Can also be used interchangeably with Fuck You.

"I slept with her and then didn't call her...I Moote'd that bitch"

"Moote You"

by Bubblegum Princess November 24, 2009

mooted

When a cow gets muted and can no longer moo, especially when on a call.

"Hey Justin, you're mooted"
"Thanks dude, mooo"

by moogleoogle April 7, 2021

Montezuma's revenge

diarrhea contracted by tourists in Mexico (see also Aztec two-step)

Remember,if you drink the water in Mexico, you will get Montezuma's revenge.

by Light Joker June 25, 2005

Mootet

Song that never seems to end, it keeps going and going. Has little or no vocals, and is usually full of various styles of music.

This song is mootetefull

by Mootet November 5, 2008

Montezuma

Montezuma, Moctezuma, or Montecuzoma, was a Mexica (or Aztec) name. It's meaning is "His Angry Lord, Archer of the Sky". There were two Montezuma emperors. The first was nicknamed "HuehueMontezuma" (old Montezuma) or Montezuma Ilhuicamina (Montezuma the big one), although contemporarly known as Montezuma I. The second was Montezuma Xocoyotzin (Montezuma the young one), or Montezuma II. The former was the Mexica emperor (nahuatl: Hueytlatoani) who met Hernán Cortés and his men, mistook him with Quetzalcóatl (who was said to be "tall, white and with a great beard") and treated the Spaniards like gods. He died after being held captive by the Spanish conquistadores and stoned to death by the Aztecs.

Montezuma saw 8 signs that foretold the fall of his empire.

by Fawfulster November 8, 2010

montezuma

Bloody diarrhea that one gets from drinking the water in Mexico.

After drinking water from a roadside stand in Mexico, Jonny was in the bathroom for days with Montezuma's revenge.

by mafioso April 23, 2003

mooter

An old jazz musician term for marijuana from the 1930s. Part of the secret lingo used for public obfuscation.

"Hey bro, you got any mooter on you? I'm out."

by Red Ipson September 18, 2011