Moosed

Consuming excessive amounts of alcohol to the extent that everything you say is highly offensive.

Neil : "Mate, you was so moosed last night. You told your father-in-law that you fuck his daughter every night in his house!"
Paul : "Shit man, I hate getting moosed!"

by OnTheMoose June 12, 2015

Moosed

To be a complete mess after drinking a lot of alcohol

"Paul has only had five beers but he's completely moosed. He just told Emily she has a smelly pussy."

by Mooseboy2 June 12, 2015

Moosed On

Getting moosed on means that someone mooses on you.

"Ya'll mafukin mooses get off my lawn. I'm getting moosed on.

by Rex Dixon May 6, 2019

Mooked

Having a instantaneous orgasm upon seeing someone or something

I totally Mooked when I saw that

by Millennialcast September 12, 2016

moted

short for demoted, popular in early 90's making a comeback.

(your friend gets shot down by a girl)"Damn homey you just got moted"

by max powers March 22, 2003

Monted

Getting so fucked, dope or dank that you reach a point of no return to the normal world.

I got so monted last night that I do not remember where i live.

by GOONKING June 6, 2014

Moted

Short for demoted, synonym of burn. First appeared in California in the 1970s, regained popularity in the 1990s.

I saw you trip over that painted line. You are so moted!

by pedropepe January 12, 2008