Definitions by GOONKING

Natalie the Goonette 

Natalie is the female Goon Lord, Queen of the gooners. She is in a constant state of Goon. It’s almost like it’s autonomous. Having the ability to infinitely edge makes her “goon state” boundless. Powerscalers have been debating on her actually gooner level for decades

Person 1: Have you heard of Natalie the goonette?
Person 2: yes I heard her goonery is boundless

Natalie the Goonette by Goonking December 27, 2024

Gooner 

A state of mind of mind similar to Natalie

Me: i love that new seasonal anime that’s airing!
Natalie: Me too bro, I wonder if they made any hentai for the MC yet.
Me: YOU’RE SUCH A GOONER NATALIE!!!

Gooner by Goonking December 27, 2024

National eat Jaylen’s ass day 

National eat Jaylen’s ass day is a day where you find someone with the name of Jaylen and eat there ass. PERIODT POOH.

Person 1: eats a random Jaylen’s ass
Jaylen: why are you eating my ass? This kinda feels good.
Person: well it’s national eat Jaylen’s ass day silly

National eat Jaylen’s ass day by Goonking June 21, 2019

Monted 

Getting so fucked, dope or dank that you reach a point of no return to the normal world.

I got so monted last night that I do not remember where i live.

Monted by GOONKING June 6, 2014