Moisesing it

Ruining a joke or being generally unfunny.

"luka's dad left"

"haha yeah and hes gay too"

"...bro you're moisesing it"

by god_verified May 5, 2023

Mooseknuckle

Close cousin to the cameltoe, its the outward migration of meaty mudflaps upon introduction of fabric to the crotch of your typical 'split-tail'. Actually very common in the Midwest, most likely to be found at your local club on 80's Night.

Holy shit man, I bet that chick's Mooseknuckle chokes like a boa constrictor.

by Leroy the Paramedic panty dropper May 5, 2006

Fatty Mooseknuckle

A fat ugly girl with a huge cameltoe or fat pouch extruding from her pelvis area.

"Damn dude, that Melissa is a Fatty Mooseknuckle!"

by BxB August 29, 2005

Mooseknuckle

A woman with big pussy lips - in small clothing looks like she's got a mans package.

Also refers to an ugly vagina. The more beat up the vagina is the more it looks like a mooseknuckle. Loose vagina

Aaron: does yana have a cock?

Rob: naw, shes got some huge coochie flaps aka Mooseknuckle

Aaron: wtfh??

Rob: her shit is loose - beat the fuck up!

Rob: her shit is as big as her forehead

Aaron: word

by Nontoxic March 31, 2010

mosesing

Driving down the middle of the road on a motorcycle when traffic is nearly at a stand-still in both directions

"Traffic on the way to work was horrible! Luckily I was on my bike, so I was mosesing past all the cars and made it on time."

by Nairobi_Zebra_Bike March 15, 2014

MooseKnuckle

A male style of a cameltoe

Nick was watching porn and he stood up and has a mooseknuckle

by Tugginmypudda September 5, 2010

Mouseking

What a ratking is to rats, the mouseking is to mice.

There's a huge mouseking living in Lindsay's room.

by Dave0UK February 11, 2009