Mooey Porn

A luscious meadow, upon which a cow could only dream of chewing cud

They say grass is greener on the otherside but this is straight up mooey porn

by Blow Darter February 24, 2020

Mookey

1: A nick name for the funny guy in a group of friends that makes everyone laugh.
2: A nick name for people who are awsome.
3: Mytical creature thats half cow and half monkey.

1: Haha. You're hilarious Mookey.
2: You're so awsome mikey. Were gonna call you Mookey now.
3: Hey did you see that creature?

What was it?

I think it was like, half (cow) and half (monkey)

You mean a Mookey.

by Master Mook September 19, 2009

mopey dick

Person who lacks energy/enthusiasm. One who is boring or lame and unwilling to participate in a fun activity because they are too busy being a herb.

I asked Jeremy to come out to the bar with me tonight, but instead he's going to be a mopey dick and play WOW all night. (world of war craft)

by English Partner :) September 6, 2014

mopey grape

One who is depressed or sad, usually for no specific reason.

Person 1: Adam looks really sad.
Person 2: Yeah, he's being a mopey grape.

by Flyingel May 25, 2015

mooper

noun. A person or animal that is known to piss and shit in, on, or around anything.

Did you her that Alex pissed on Jan's couch?
Ugh yeah such a mooper.

by birdie7903 August 18, 2021

moopy

adj. (Informal) -ier, -iest.

Being vicious and paranoid in nature.

Did you see that newbie try to fit in that moopy music forum? Agnetha tore him apart before he could finish his second post!

by anni-frid April 16, 2007

mooperbating

Performing the two tasks of masterbating and pooping in one bathroom visit, possibly at the same exact time.

Greg: "Alright I'm gonna go mooperbate in the bathroom, be back in a few."
Rob: "OK."

Rob: "That guy is such an asshole."
Greg: "Yeah I'm gonna mooperbate on his face."

by Robby H. February 8, 2005