mooninites

2-dimensional creatures that inhabit the moon, they usually travel around in a purple space ship, and everything they do makes sounds from old Atari 2600 games such as Pac Man and Canyon Bomber, and among others. They claim to be advanced in everything they do. They can jump higher, spell better and the Moon they come from has 5 thousand dimensions so they say. They have laser guns, but also possess the power of the "quad laser" which is a combination of four laser guns at once. They came to Earth to cause chaos and mayhem. They enjoy getting toasted and doing drugs like pot and nitrous. The most known Mooninites, Ignignokt and Err.

by Anonymous September 10, 2003

moonyang

See "Poontang". Female genitalia, pussy etc..

Let's go get us some moonyang

by Bernard Stock November 2, 2004

moondance

A handjob, as referred to in the popular song "Moondance" by Irish singer Van Morrison. The original line from the song was "Well it's a marvelous night for a handjob" but the record company forced Van Morrison to change it.

Man - "How about a moondance?"
Woman - "Hold on, I need to wash my hands."

by Man Vorrison February 27, 2010

Nootan Moonin

Nootan Moonin is an ignorant Asian that loves ramen and hates non-Asians.

Me: Look, It's Nootan Moonin!
Friend: RUNNNNNNNN!

by idrivefast February 27, 2017

paper-mooning

adj. scamming someone for money

Rory in the Gilmore Girls, (referencing the 1973 movie Paper Moon), says that bringing an article of clothing back to a store to return multiple times, will lead the sales clerk into believing that Rory is "paper-mooning them".

(or)

Turbo tax is trying to paper-moon me by pretending that the free edition is always free; that's why they hide the Freedom version on a separate website!

by maevepotter August 20, 2012

mooninite

threatening moon creatures that attempted to destroy Boston and several other American cities in January of 2007, but were thwarted by the courage and quick-wits of Boston officials.

The bomb squad carefully removed the angry mooninite from the BU Bridge.

by spenwah December 14, 2008

moontan

an extremely white individual who is only outdoors at night

clyden- where did you get your tan.....the moon
whitey- lm allergic to the sun
clyden- fuck off moontan man

by chiller March 1, 2006