moontan

an extremely white individual who is only outdoors at night

clyden- where did you get your tan.....the moon
whitey- lm allergic to the sun
clyden- fuck off moontan man

by chiller February 26, 2006

gloatsurfing

Internet surfing to confirm your own greatness and enjoy a little schadenfreude at the expense of your vanquished foes.

I didn't get anything done at work today, I was too busy gloatsurfing right wing websites after Obama's big victory.

by Chiller November 08, 2012