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She quit her only viable source of income to free load with that dude with the mullet from Stranger Things, she's such a binchy moocher.
by strangertings June 15, 2018
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by Zapiii February 15, 2019
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The verb of mooching. Also labels any 7'5 carrot named, "Wyatt" that likes "mooch" off of any desired victim for his personal gain. Most likely "mooches" off of people named Killian, Evan, Jackson and Christian.
by Kwest2004 November 19, 2019
Get the Moocher mug.Someone who is about to steal or take something from someone. Say your in the kitchen making some brownies and someone comes in and dips their finger in the batter, then you could call them a moocher.
"Don't be a moocher"
by kawaii_kittycat November 2, 2021
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Moocher’s Fee can range between 5%-15% but anything above this percetange would be considered Ass Raped definition #4
Moocher’s Fee can range between 5%-15% but anything above this percetange would be considered Ass Raped definition #4
Jorge purchased a rare whisky online but needed it delivered to Larry’s house because no one would be home to accept Jorge’s delivery.
Jorge “Hey Larry, can I have this product shipped to your place?” Larry replies “Hey bud, no problem but I’ll have to charge you a 10% Moocher’s Fee” - Once the item arrived, Larry poured 10% into his personal decanter. Leaving Jorge with 90% of the whisky.
Jorge “Hey Larry, can I have this product shipped to your place?” Larry replies “Hey bud, no problem but I’ll have to charge you a 10% Moocher’s Fee” - Once the item arrived, Larry poured 10% into his personal decanter. Leaving Jorge with 90% of the whisky.
by WhiskyDuo February 18, 2019
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by sarj/Dieselnut59 April 5, 2010
Get the MOOCHER district mug.He's Always Broke. He has a million excuses about why he is constantly broke. He needs to study, although he's been in school for 6 years, the economy is bad, his former boss was a jerk, he's waiting for his check to come in, etc. What he doesn't have, however, are any plans to turn his financial situation around.
He's Lazy. His girlfriend leaves the house in the morning to go to work while he's still under the covers and she comes home to find him asleep on the couch. He's always on EBay spending her money, playing video games, and can't even do the small things thing like replacing the empty toilet paper roll when it's out or cleaning the nasty black ring around the toilet once in a while. His laziness and a supreme lack of motivation are his signature moves.
He's Erratic. He continually demonstrates shady tendencies, like disappearing for days, binge drinking, or staying out all night and refuses to tell his girl where he's been. He moves back in with his ex wife and when she kicks him out a month later, his girl takes him back in.
He Lets His Woman Support Him. He lives rent-free and pays no bills. Although no self-respecting man would let his girlfriend always pay the way, this moocher expects her to support him and controls her by putting her car in his name and taking the keys when she tries to leave. He makes her pay his child support and she can't pay hers on time because of it.
He's Lazy. His girlfriend leaves the house in the morning to go to work while he's still under the covers and she comes home to find him asleep on the couch. He's always on EBay spending her money, playing video games, and can't even do the small things thing like replacing the empty toilet paper roll when it's out or cleaning the nasty black ring around the toilet once in a while. His laziness and a supreme lack of motivation are his signature moves.
He's Erratic. He continually demonstrates shady tendencies, like disappearing for days, binge drinking, or staying out all night and refuses to tell his girl where he's been. He moves back in with his ex wife and when she kicks him out a month later, his girl takes him back in.
He Lets His Woman Support Him. He lives rent-free and pays no bills. Although no self-respecting man would let his girlfriend always pay the way, this moocher expects her to support him and controls her by putting her car in his name and taking the keys when she tries to leave. He makes her pay his child support and she can't pay hers on time because of it.
by TiffanyBaby January 14, 2016
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