monkin

extraordinarily large in bulk, quantity, or extent

The girl working at the burger joint had a monkin zit on her cheek

by David P Jordan April 15, 2007

monking

A term used to describe an individual playing a healer in the game Guild Wars. Most oftentimes, players suck at monking because they over-heal, wasting energy, or lack the ability to concentrate on red bars going down.

Gee, Leon sure sucks at monking. Maybe he should play a W/Mo instead.

by steven steve December 11, 2007

Mongina

An extraordinarily large or monstrous vagina.

OR

A woman with an extraordinarily large or monstrous vagina.

Did you see that girl's mongina? It was almost pouring through her stretch pants!

by SammyFree March 30, 2009

monking

The theft of lawn gnomes, lawn decorations and seasonal decorations.

"Lets go monking"
"I went monking last night"
"I monked a lawn gnome last night"

by Jon Pedersen November 10, 2006

monking off

Monking off is a broad term used when someone does something non-positive such as anything stupid, rude or simply wrong.

This phrase was founded in Thailand with inspiration from the monks.

1) I can't believe you monked off last night
2) Those girls are gonna be monking off later
3) Look at the monks monking off
4) I'd monk her off
5) He's gonna be monking his mum off later on

by laticannon February 28, 2012

Morkination

mork·i·na·tion ( P ) Pronunciation Key (mork-e-na-shen)
n.
A severe mental disorder, with or without organic damage, characterized by derangement of personality and loss of contact with reality and causing deterioration of normal social functioning.

Mork eventually had to quit due to her Morkination interfering with her job functions.

by Another concerned anti-morker July 25, 2008

Monknabuffalobird

A mix between a monkey and a buffalo and a bird

Wow look at that monknabuffalobird

by Mr Psylocke June 9, 2018