Monkeypox

Monkeypox is a dangerous virus wich naturaly will spawn in 2 places: ohio and africa. Monkeypox can only be transported by monkeys and since africa is full of monkeys wich fly all over the world, you can now find it everywhere.

Normal symptoms might be huge craving of bananas, fufu, grape kool aid or fried chicken. Your skin also might get the wrong colour, wich in that case there is no turning back unless your like michael jackson.

Requise: ohh oh ahh ahh (scratches his armpit)
Other guy: he has monkeypox

Monkeypox by Requis Tyrone Jamal the third December 22, 2022

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Monkeypox denial

The STD clinic director and gay activists deny any correlation between gay anal sex and monkeypox cases.

Monkeypox denial: The STD clinic director and gay activist declared that there is no correlation between gay anal sex and the rise of monkeypox cases. They assert that homosexuals rarely get STDs and that the heterosexuals are responsible. The funeral directors thanked them for their profitable business.

Monkeypox denial by queensburykid August 22, 2022

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Monkeydonia

The country formerly known as FYROM only to themselves but known as Monkeydonia to everyone else due to their behaviour in current important political issues, such as land stealing, historical theft and racism.

we monkeydonians have a proud history, but it feels secondhand.

look up monkeydonia on you tube

Monkeydonia by monkeydonia historian December 16, 2008

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moneypoon

When you’re not married but you spend money to vacation nicely with your significant other and you’re also having sex. Like a honeymoon, but more informal and less marriage.

Babe, we’ve been working so hard lately. Let’s take a nice break and go on a little moneypoon.

moneypoon by ecdancer85 April 23, 2018