dusted monkey

being so high that you can barely function and tweaking out.

I was just with him before. He's dusted monkey!

by ZachMUT January 17, 2017

dusty monkey

Doing a really old black chick in the vagina. Also a reference to a prize on Fantasy Factory.

Did you hear? Jeremy got a dusty monkey with Queen Latifah last night.

by sneakyrat April 27, 2009

dusty monkey

a dusty monkey is a really bad prize or gift you reciece at a holiday/competion/birthday...etc.
Originates from East Kilbride near Glasgow in Scotland.

Person 1-How was your birthday?

Person 2-AWW it totaly sucked my gran gave me this horrible dusty monkey.

Person 1-Dude that sucks.

by YOURATOILET June 16, 2010

monkeydust

A very dark and sinister animated British comedy. It is extremely amusing and will probably become a hit as it is very unheard of at the moment.

FBI 1: "We have a new terrorist threat sent in from the jihad"
FBI 2: "Tell me what we've got here!"
FBI 1: "Well it apears to be three girls dressed up as destinys child being greeted by a bearded man"
FBI 2: "Go to defcon 4, they're playing with our minds"

Asian extremist 1:"here, ali have you seen my stars in their eyes video"
Asian extremist 2:"yea you left it on the table"
Asian extremist 1:"oh shit i think i sent off the wrong video!"

by slimey November 29, 2004

Monkeydust

Noun: A street name for black market cocaine, or crushed up ice breakers.
They can be swallowed, snorted or injected.

"Yo Jose, you got da monkeydust?"
"Awww shit dawg, I ate them all. They were berry flavored"
"DAMMIT."

by Jamie and Joe March 13, 2008

monkeybuster

When you bust monkeys by killing them, or other things

Did you hear about the monkeybusters in China?

by Therog373737 September 16, 2023

dusty money

Money that you find underneath the couch cushions.

Homies and I used some dusty money to hit up fourth meal at Taco Bell after killing three grandfather roaches.

by Frostyballz July 21, 2014