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monging

The act of just relaxing and chilling out, sometimes (though not necessarily) whilst or after having partaken in the smoking of Cannabis.

Monging usually takes place around the house however could occur in any comfortable exterior location of choice, e.g. sauna, field, hottub, etc.

Origin presumed to be from mong as in the act that such a person performs.
I'm gonna go mong for a bit.

He's just been monging about all day.

She just mongs all day, never does any work.
by CS84 July 7, 2007
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Gaylord Mongington

1. A man who wears a ring on the bus while trying to impress women who are sitting at least 3 rows behind him.
2.A kid who trys to draw attention to himself and get all the girls to love him because he is new to public school.
3.An absolute reject who can't understand the words." go away" when a woman mentions those words.
1.Ciaron: check out ma ring ladies

Jeremy:(sigh)

Jonathan: Shut up and sit down you GayLord Mongington.
2.Ciaron: shutup you bus wanker (casualy looks around to see if anyone is watching).

Jonathan:Silence Gaylord Mongington.
3. Jermey: hey Lily, arn't i such a cool guy?

Lily: (sigh) no.

Jeremy: hey Lily, arn't i such a cool guy?

Lily: (sigh) no

John:(whisper to person that is sitting next to him) Lord almighty what a gaylord Mongington.
by Killamanjaronation October 27, 2011
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Collective noun for a group of onions. Usually used to describe a large amount of onions
Wow, he's bought a monion of onions from the shop today!
by InvivnI July 11, 2010
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Monginized

To submit an IT ticket request only to have it be closed prematurely without resolution.
Phone Lackey Shelly: Hey did IT reset your password for you?

Phone Lackey Melissa: No, I still can't logon. I was totally Monginized!
by sidious66 March 20, 2009
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monging

Three people, two guys, one dead female. One guy has sex with the dead body till he cums cum orgasm once he has cummed, he climbs a ladder and the other guy puts his mouth so it is covering her vagina vagina cunnilingus eating out the first guy then jumps on the corpse's stomach causing the cum to go into the second guys' mouth.
Those guys are sick, they monged that girl who died in the train wreck!
by Ned March 23, 2004
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Monion

A contraction of the words male and onion-booty. Used to describe a man's ass that looks so good it makes you want to cry.
That guy's monion is as fine as any woman's booty.
by Mandingo_DeSade August 26, 2010
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mangione

If your reading this you just got nea nea’d
Clayton Mangione “get nea nea’d
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by Get nea nea’d September 17, 2020
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