When a woman has exhibits behaviors that are caused by a hormonal imbalance such as here pre-menstrual period. Mones is short for hormones.
by ironminh December 16, 2011

Hormones released by the ovaries upon seeing a guy interact playfully with a child. May result in egg dropping activity
Shite, seeing him playing with the baby sent my ovar-mones into high gear. I just dropped a dozen eggs.
by GailGrey September 18, 2014

Noun. The excuse women use to deflect any sort of blame off of themselves when acting irratically; a defense mechanism as to not take responsibility for their actions.
Girlfriend: "I'm sorry baby, I know I did things behind your back -- lied, cheated, screamed at you and had another man's baby... I don't know what I was thinking... My hormones must just be ridiculous right now, omg!"
Boyfriend: "Bitch don't feed me some bullshit insanity excuse. Call it your whore-mones and maybe we can agree on something for once. You did this because you're nuts!"
Boyfriend: "Bitch don't feed me some bullshit insanity excuse. Call it your whore-mones and maybe we can agree on something for once. You did this because you're nuts!"
by Mushy Mase April 10, 2011

Nayinte mone is an malayalam informal friendly greeting, particularly associated with the southern part of india (kerala).
by Kunjuttan😄 November 23, 2021

by gabe mones February 25, 2017
