Mortimer error

To make a serious mistake or blunder (named after the infamous mr mortimer)

lee: "Ive put diesel petrol in my car...but it takes unleaded!"

dan: ...mortimer error!

by Daniel uce October 12, 2007

Mortimerian Tale

A story that exists in the twilight zone between real and unreal. It is typically highly detailed and of an almost sureal fashion, the mortimerian tale is equally believable as it is unbelievable. The art of telling a mortimerian tale lies within the ability to make a story that may or may not be true seem plausable, therefore making it difficult to find out wether or not its true. The name comes from the stories British comedian Bob Mortimer tells in various TV shows. Examples include "theft and shrubbery", "I perform my own dentistry", and "we were removed from town for freightening the locals".

Bob Mortimer, Mortimerian Tale

by vlegel October 13, 2018

momtimidation

When your mom constantly says rude hostile, belittling things to you in an effort to lower your self esteem in an effort to keep you as a subserviant, mule-like beta male provider

After growing up in an household of momtimidation, young men often grow up with panic disorders, insufficient testosterone, reduced self esteem, and often inceldom

by D Flawless November 3, 2021

Purple Mortimer

The dark colored condition being the durect result of excess friction from stubble upon ones private region leaving it raw and sensitive. Also known in some parts, and some lines of employment, as five o'clock shadow.

Hey! Why do you think the razor was invented? I ain't playin! Get out of here and don't come back until you've tidied up that face. Sweet thang ain't havin no Purple Mortimer now!

by Oxford Flemming June 21, 2021

Mortime

Some faggoty ass nigga who gets real wasted at a party and stays behind sos he can hook up wit anotha nigga and later be pretendin it dint happen tha next day.

-Yo Tre 5, im gon chill here for sommortime, these bitches be fly.
-Shit nigga, we all know this mortime be after these niggas and not these bitches. He ain;t commin to my pad no more.

by FriscoNigga420 August 7, 2008

mortimer

Man who helps others. One who is selfless. This man is a great leader always willing to help others. He is loyal and careing. Also a man who loves Saki.

Man that guy helped me get rank 5 he is very mortimer.

by Kalei July 25, 2008

mortimer

described as a man or woman who enjoys having felatio done on him by a woman or man dressed as a dead person

When I had pneuminia i gave that mortimer an awesome blowjob

by covington May 9, 2006