yo momma

The answer to any question, when the correct answer could not be attained at the present time.

"Please tell us who the first president of the USA was?"

"Yo momma"

"Dude, i just got an A+ on my math test"

"Dude, I just got an A+ with yo momma!"

by Mrs. Schnider February 24, 2004

Momma

She is always there for me. When I fall She is always there to help me up. She backs me up and helps me. But most importantly she loves me.

My momma is the best woman in the world!!

by Diamomd_Sniper May 28, 2018

Momma lou

The most powerful of Milfs capable of taking on over one hundred males on a single night most left emotionally broken only one man in a thousand can tame such a beast. Legend has it not only does a momma Lou take your innocence she takes your soul.

"Yo fam how was your date last night"
"I don't wanna talk about it cuh she was one hell of a momma Lou"

by Chewing on Chewbacca January 1, 2017

mombarded

This is when you get bombarded with too many "Likes" from your mom on Facebook.

20 "Likes" and they're all from mom. I totally got mombarded.

by SouloCutz July 28, 2012

mommacrinologist

A mother of a child with an endocrine condition (i.e. diabetes or growth hormone deficiency) who is an expert at managing their child's condition. This parent does a fantastic job managing their child's condition in coordination with the pediatric endocrinologist. Mommacrinologists are frequently married to poppacrinologists}.

The mommacrinologist did a superb job adjusting their child's insulin bolus for exercise.

by PedsEndoDoc May 1, 2018

Momal

Momals are literally the most fun people to be around with, they get along with evryone. They may seem shy at first but once u get to know them you’ll love them.
They can be very determined to get their point across

Oh look it’s Momal
Hey Momal
Hey guys

by Insfire February 9, 2020

momgamerism

Is a way of life, religion similar to Islam and a bit of naziism. momgamerism is about bullying, harassing gaslighting and racism homophobic

Jeff:hey what religion do you practice
Bob:I practice momgamerism it’s a new religion it’s similar to Islam and naziism

Jeff:okay sounds interesting I might want to join

by Aedricojoe November 29, 2021