cat molestor

A term for someone who molests cats. Nothing else will do, it must be feline or it won't get molested.

Girl: Hey, put my pussy down, you fucking cat molestor.
CM: No fucking way, I've only just started.

by stu-rob-billy-bob October 26, 2006

ur ancestors molestors

Worse than ur mum gay, ur dad lesbian AND ur granny tranny if they had an incest engrossed orgy.

Benjamin: I thought I told your bitch ass to fuck off

Ryan: Yeah, well, ur mum gay

Benjamin: Oh yeah? ur ancestors molestors

(Ryan causes a second Big Bang within the Soloar System)

by rollacethejazzmaster March 12, 2018

acting molestor

Used to poke fun at someone who gloats about his power as an acting manager to his colleagues and is dating a very young girl.

Yo Al, Jim is the acting manager, don't make fun of him.
Nah, he's the acting molestor because he's dating an 8 year old.

by oads December 22, 2009

Ur Ancestor A Molestor

The orginal comeback, once thought to be lost in translation. Causes the univers to cease existing.

Timmy: Hey Jimmy guess what?
Jimmy:What?
Timmy:Ur Ancestor A Molestor.
(The universe ceases to exist as Timmy recreates it in his own image)

by I’mgaylol March 24, 2018

All your ancestors child molestors

This is the cruelest thing you could say to someone. No matter how lightly you saw it, Jesus will come back and shred the soul of your victim.

(Stephan is talking trash to you.) Stephan, all your ancestors child molestors!
(Jesus wakes up for a third time and slices Stephan into pieces.)

by 7CrunchyNuggets April 5, 2018

Your homosapien ancestor was a homosexual ass molestor

The ultimate roast better than your mom gay, your dad lesbian and your granny tranny. It's worse in the context of someone saying no you.

Your homosapien ancestor was a homosexual ass molestor.

by Trashginger March 21, 2018

turd molestor

Another derogatory term for a homosexual male.

Justin Beiber's a right fuckin turd molestor.

by jasetheheadcase1973 March 3, 2017