Eye molesting

When someone is talking to you and watching something that isn't your eyes that you wish they weren't.
I.e: pervy old men talking to your breasts FOR CRYING OUT LOUD MY EYES AREN'T IN MY TITS - I THINK I'D BE ON EVERY NEWSPAPER IN THE WORLD IF THEY WERE

OMG I was just eye molested by my IT teacher

STOP EYE MOLESTING ME YOU PERVE

by Who cares? December 17, 2005

Molestimus Prime

(noun)

Leader of the Molesticons. Sworn enemy of ChrisHansenTron.

See collegehumor.com/picture:1925552

Holy sh*t that's not a Free Candy Van, its Molestimus Prime!

by Chester el Molester December 2, 2009

Molesties

Pronounced: MO-LEST-eez.
The feeling one gets when sexually aroused. Can be used as slang for crushing, loving, excited. etc.

Miss Danielle saw the boy she liked, and was filled with molesties.

by Miss Danielle October 16, 2007

Molesty

To appear as though you might molesty someone.
Someone who is molesty may, or may not, have a molestache.

"Man that guy is super molesty; he's been watching those kids play on those swings for like 20 minutes!" OR
"Check out that molesty guy in the white van!"

by Lize87 July 31, 2007

Midget molesting may

Oh boy, and you thought no nut November was bad, in midget molesting may you have to molest every midget you see

Steve: Ok what you doing to that midget?

Rob: I'm molesting him, its midget molesting may

Steve: oh ok that's fine

by K a htiw rakso October 3, 2020

molestibien

Having sex while on Ambien and not remembering it until the other person tells you.

You totally molestibiend me last night. I don't remember you fucking me from behind.

by mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmpie November 7, 2010

modestina

Modestina is the coolest girl you will meet. Although she has dated many people she is still the most loyal and smart person ever. You can call her Tina though. It makes her feel powerful. You always want a Modestina in your life.

Oh Tina yeah did you know her name was Modestina?!?!

by Pineapple-taco girl April 21, 2019