The painful situation that happens after a poor wiping of your ass; the dried feces then becomes thicker and it hurts when you try and wipe it.
by DontLookBackInAnger July 17, 2009
Get the molasses junction mug.Character from the hit series Rosario+Vampire. Will bite you, if you're a human. Loves human blood (and only human blood). Great pink hair. Dash naive; will do anything for her friends.
Known to change into alter ego, "Inner Moka", a cold, kick-ass vampire, famous for her roundhouse kicks. Dangerous. Very dangerous.
Friend of Aono Tsukune.
Known to change into alter ego, "Inner Moka", a cold, kick-ass vampire, famous for her roundhouse kicks. Dangerous. Very dangerous.
Friend of Aono Tsukune.
"Damn, who's the awesome friend of Tsukune?!"
"Oh, that's Akashiya Moka. She will roundhouse kick you, if you piss her off. So, be careful, human."
"Oh, that's Akashiya Moka. She will roundhouse kick you, if you piss her off. So, be careful, human."
by Cavjei March 8, 2010
Get the Akashiya Moka mug.A thick, dark, syrupy substance made by boiling the juice of the sugar cane plant. With a great taste and plenty of iron and calcium, it's superior to table sugar and most sweeteners in just about every way.
by red_beard_neo April 5, 2004
Get the molasses mug.A tamil slang used in the following scenarios;
1. A person boring another to death by speech or sometimes by action
2. As a substitute for the word 'flirting'
3. A person using his negotiating prowess to influence another (irrespective of the outcome)
4. If a place, situation or dialogue is very boring, useless or uninteresting
5. If a guy/girl looks uninteresting
The use of the term 'mokka' depends on the context although the sentence which holds the term is the same on most occasions.
1. A person boring another to death by speech or sometimes by action
2. As a substitute for the word 'flirting'
3. A person using his negotiating prowess to influence another (irrespective of the outcome)
4. If a place, situation or dialogue is very boring, useless or uninteresting
5. If a guy/girl looks uninteresting
The use of the term 'mokka' depends on the context although the sentence which holds the term is the same on most occasions.
Examples are in the same order as the above definition;
1. A person giving a speech on the 'new world order and the current socio-economic blah-blah financial crisis' - Oh God! he is putting samma mokka! (literal translation)
2. He is putting samma mokka to that girl
3. Adam put super mokka to david for the sponsor of his liquor tab
4. That place is very mokka
5. He looks really mokka
1. A person giving a speech on the 'new world order and the current socio-economic blah-blah financial crisis' - Oh God! he is putting samma mokka! (literal translation)
2. He is putting samma mokka to that girl
3. Adam put super mokka to david for the sponsor of his liquor tab
4. That place is very mokka
5. He looks really mokka
by kaadhulapoo September 10, 2011
Get the Mokka mug.Girl 1:eh look ah Moka man
Girl 2: Lets rape him and loot his sperm
Girl 1: well he is ah Moka man he is worth the bull
Girl 2: Lets rape him and loot his sperm
Girl 1: well he is ah Moka man he is worth the bull
by ......unknown February 15, 2017
Get the moka man mug.A big fan of Michael Jackson, whos' intake consists exclusively of the alcholic drink "Mokai". He is also known for tearing pussy, and falling in love with hoes.
by NiggaStoleMySpacebar May 15, 2016
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Molasses daddy: Oh I've been here all my life. The question is, are you ready to feel my suavige?
Molasses daddy: Oh I've been here all my life. The question is, are you ready to feel my suavige?
by Banana Hammie October 29, 2019
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