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Mortally Challenged

How Demons in the Doom series are referred to by humans, especially ARC Employees. It’s an ongoing joke showing humans being sensitive to demons that are literally destroying their world. It takes the piss out of recent conversations about “political correctness” and makes it into a joke.
ARC Employee: Remember, “Demon” can be an offensive term, refer to them as “Mortally Challenged”.
by kidkruschev February 15, 2021
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mortaled

1) Person, or persons, who decide to drink beyond their limits. Once achieved the person, or persons, plead for death as it seems the quickest way to rid themselves of a bad headache or projectile vomiting,

2) To be returned to (or reminded of) ones true mortal state (i.e. the condition of being subject to death, and without superpowers) by consuming grievous quantities of alcohol.

3) To be mentally separated from that, the soul apparent, which might be considered to distinguish one as being 'immortal' through holding free-will, as opposed to a 'mortal' base animalistic level of brain function. Commonly achieved through the plying of the brain with copious measures of Tequila..
1) 'Did I have much to drink'? Jesus man I was drinking non-stop from lunchtime, I was utterly mortaled by the end

2) Man, he couldn't remember his own name let alone walk straight! He was completely mortaled!
by Geoffety Geoff May 16, 2008
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The Mortal Instruments

A series of fantasy books written by Cassandra Clare.

The books are about a species called Shadowhunters who can't be seen by ordinary mundanes (humans) and destroy demons and rogue Downworlders. Downworlders are werewolves, vampires, faeries, warlocks, etc.

The main characters are Clary Fray, Jace Wayland and Simon Lewis.
Person 1: Have you got the new The Mortal Instruments book?
Person 2: Yeah, it's awesome!
by FlushedToilet May 15, 2011
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mortal kombat

A violent, bloody, but fun fighting game series which spawned one of the best videogame-based movies ever. Mainly features a Shaolin warrior called Liu Kang, who must keep the Earth realm safe from interdimensional sorcerers who just want to take over the world and change it to their desires.
Liu Kang put the kicking on Shang Tzung during the last Mortal Kombat tournament.
by AYB October 16, 2003
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Foolish mortal

A mortal who does something so very foolish, that he is forever deemed a "foolish mortal." The antithesis of the foolish mortal is the immortal, who is never foolish.
Immortal: Hey, you foolish mortal over there!
Mortal: ?
Immortal: Thou art the foolish of mortals!
Foolish mortal: Nooooooo....!
by Unfoolish Immortal January 12, 2008
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mortal kombat

A game that makes every hardcore gamer that remebers it from back in 1992 to shed tears of untold joy.A game that every gamer wants it to play until his last breath.The game that has two of this side of the universe at least kick ass characters. Scorpion and Sub-Zero.And hope to have unlimited sequels.PLAY IT NOW!
Shao Kahn:Finish him...
Sub-Zero:Krrr...KKKK!!!(Head rip with spine).
by Alex. February 15, 2005
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mortal

To be very, very drunk. Contrary to the guy before me, the word 'mortal' is also used in the North-East of England (ie: Newcastle and Sunderland)
Last night, I was proper mortal!!!!
by MichaelToTheJ June 29, 2007
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