miserable cunt

A female who is never happy, no matter what you do or how much you spend. Someone who complains about everything, up to and including the $200 dinner you JUST BOUGHT HER TONIGHT.

See bitch.

I thought she was on the rag that first week of dating, but it turned out that she's just a miserable cunt.

by DoctorThrottle April 28, 2004

Midorable

Adj.

1. The state of being in which one is incredibly cute.

2. Attractive to the advances of people to snuggle
3. Lovable; delightful

1. She looks midorable in those fluffy pajamas.
2. My puppy is almost as midorable as my favorite teddy bear.

by Beilan August 16, 2009

miserable bitch

A woman preferably around the age of settling down who is not happy and washed up with no soap involved she doesn't want to see no one else happy she's a old sad mad worn out noodle

"She could not keep a man , she had several kids , no job and she wanted to mess with whomever she could ... she was a miserable bitch"

by Lolakat0207 October 22, 2015

miserable

someone who is unhappy and unpleasant

People who are miserable never look at the bright side of things.

by Gerard Irick September 7, 2009

miserable failure

see: george w bush or fucktard

man, that guy was a miserable failure.

by Josh June 12, 2005

miserablist

Someone who appears to obsess and gloat over gloomy matters.

One who has looked life directly in the face and lived.

A person who can just about cope with reality and finds himself on a mission to wake other people up to what he thinks is going on around them.

A person whose default position to any statement by persons claiming authority is one of scepticism or outright disbelief.

Miserablist Larkin loved his mum and dad after all.

by genericwaz January 18, 2010

Miserable ass

Someone who is always angry and rude, specifically toward adults/teachers

So Mrs. Spencer emailed me today Aiden, you miserable ass!

by Cjstaple February 4, 2019