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rantdumb messages

The constant sending of meaningless, nonproductive, silly, unintelligent random messages via text, inbox or cyberchat.
OMG I keep getting these rantdumb messages, just sayin'.
by jpg3 November 22, 2011
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Fart Massage

When a powerful fart rumbles so hard, it gives the person beside it a warm, deep-tissue massage
Did you feel the fart massage I just gave you?
by LilSquirt69 September 15, 2018
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Assignments has sent a message

When you hear that dreaded Microsoft Teams notification sound you know it's either your guidance councilor telling you your grades suck or it's another missing assignment
"Oh boy I can't wait to play with the boys!"

Assignments has sent a message
by Onandonandomnom April 14, 2021
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Area 51 Massacre

Aftermath of an internet trend stemmed from a Facebook post titled: "Storm Area 51, they can't stop us all", with a total of around 2.5 million people contributing.

On September 20th 2019, one of the largest civilian massacres in history took place. A total of 150,000 people turned up in Nevada to follow up on the trend and Storm the Military Base - the common interests were to "Clap those alien cheeks", "see them aliens" and acquire supposed futuristic technologies.

After 110,000 of the attendees stormed the base and fell, those remaining managed to enter the base. They had a short 10 minute window before reinforcements arrived, and they planned to use this time to find that which the trend was started for.

Unfortunately, the 40,000 realised they were unsuccessful, and so, as if pigs in a slaughterhouse, 500,000 soldiers rolled in to take the lives of the remaining civilians.

~September 11th, 2099
Tim: "Did you learn about the Area 51 Massacre at school?"

Bob: "Yeah, is that the one where Keanu Reeves died?"
by noobmaster64 July 16, 2019
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meissa

Meissa is person who will be a delight to your life, you'll never regret meeting her. Meissa is has an awesome personality. Her beauty is amazing. She is so beautiful that when she enters a room, the mood instantly brightens. Meissa will make a great partner, friend or relative. Hands up for Meissa! XD
Meissa is so nice to have around.
by awesomealgerian April 8, 2015
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Falador Massacre

A massacre in a game called runescape. It happened 6/6/6 in many towns in Runescape and was cause by a glitch that happened when the first player to get 99 construction had a house party. It was soooo laggy that it kicked everyone to Falador and the people that were in the boxing ring at the time of the boot were aloud to kill people outside of the wilderness withought the other people fighting back. One of the most known killers is Durial321. There were a total of 2 billion coins lost that day and have never been recovered. On every June 6th people usually plant flowers in memory of the people who died. This was the first and only massacre in runescape.
Yo, did u hear about the Falador Massacre?

Yeah dude, its terrible.
by Runescape Info December 14, 2010
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Keif Massage

A pleasurable tingling feeling in the back of the throat after pulling a straight keif bowl on a nice cool bong. This massaging feeling is usually desired after hooting a bowl that was particularly harsh on the throat.
Yo that last hit was pretty harsh, gimme a bowl full of keif for a nice keif massage to make it better
by ST Dancergirl December 15, 2014
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