Mulability

Ability to make money; Achieved through the acquisition of a degree, a business plan etc.

Mane, that nigga Jeff Bezos' mulability if over 9000!

by mamg October 11, 2017

Disability Scooter

Often seen in large chain stores like Target and Walmart, these are used to help the physically handicapped buy goods they need. Then, one day, fat Nora decided she would ride it to avoid any unneeded walking through the day. Now a real handicapped person is unable to buy their groceries, and the poor scooter is slowly being crushed to death.

Disability Scooter, A.K.A a mobility assistance device.

by Bre-1 May 3, 2019

Social Disability

A form of paralyzing anxiety that hinders one's ability to socialize. A person with a Social Disability is typically shy, reclusive, and extremely anxious in social situations and tends to keep very few or even no friends. A Social Disability can make it extremely difficult for a person to engage in relationships and friendships.

Q: Hey why does that guy seem very tense when people are around?
A: Oh I think it's because he suffers from a form of Social Disability.

by dzffa September 17, 2021

racial disability

An otherwise healthy person who suffers the consequences of their race.

That bum isn't handicapped. The only thing he suffers from is a racial disability.

by TXMAC February 5, 2007

Social Security Disability

The Holy Grail of government entitlements. In the projects, receiving this benefit is the equivalent to being knighted in Great Britain. Only the laziest and truest scum of the earth seek to attain it's $700-a-month-for-life brilliance.

I got the bipolar, my niglet got the ADHD, and my momma got the diabetes. God blessed us with money for life! We's on the Social Security Disability!

by Darius from Quebec September 20, 2012

Disability Check Retarded

One whomst is not mentally nor physically considered retarded yet are borderline therefor disability check

Humphrey: you know that kid Kuba
Gaylord: yeah what about him

Humphrey: he’s disability check retarded

Gaylord: you right that chef needa get checked

by Humphry69 November 19, 2018

disability

A defect usually. Disabilities disable someone from doing everything a person without disabilities can do. They range from Paralyzation, Down Syndrome, Autism, ADD, and many, many more. Not all disabilities are birth defects, one can be injured in an event and be disabled from then on or until cured.

Ted: Man, this damn truck hit me and now I can't walk for a while.
Bob: Well I can't ever walk, so fuck you.

by Oz January 30, 2005