Verb: When an obession gets too real and suddenly some crazy chick attacks
Please see Fatal Attraction and Misery for details
Please see Fatal Attraction and Misery for details
Fatal Misery: You enter your home and find your rabbit (or any other loved pet) has been boiled and some crazy chick is waiting behind the door with a sledghammer to break your legs and keep you captive in her basement
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What's wrong with you, your such as miserbitch
by mitch00uk March 28, 2015
Get the miserbitch mug.To wank profusely in a corner, not even wanting to, whilst visualising all your dead relatives looking down on you saying "is this what we lived our lives for ? A grown man wanking like a monkey in a room ? You cry whilst doing this because of the guilty pleasure. A bottle of Gin and tears are the secret ingredient.
I really didn't want to but when i went home after visiting my elderly neighbour, i had a misery wank......i didn't want to though, i promise !!
by Kingbot December 30, 2008
Get the Misery Wank mug.When a pain or sensation is so terrible and miserable, that it in fact begins to feel rather delightful. Typical in masochists and self hating individuals.
Dan: Ew, this Indian desert is really filling and far too sweet and soggy.
Jon: You're tellin' me! This miserable joy is overwhelming. I simply can't get enough of it.
Jon: You're tellin' me! This miserable joy is overwhelming. I simply can't get enough of it.
by MiserableJon March 12, 2009
Get the miserable joy mug.1)A turd that causes severe pain during it's exit. One may even think that it is coming out sideways it is so painful.
2)A person that lives to cause problems for other people. They get off on causing misery for other people, especially their supervisors. A turd of misery is despised by most people around them.
2)A person that lives to cause problems for other people. They get off on causing misery for other people, especially their supervisors. A turd of misery is despised by most people around them.
1)Doo#1: You were in the bathroom for quite awhile...and why are you sweating?
Doo#2: Man, I had a turd of Misery. It was brutal.
2)Larry is such a turd of misery...someone should kick his ass.
Doo#2: Man, I had a turd of Misery. It was brutal.
2)Larry is such a turd of misery...someone should kick his ass.
by Doodadoo May 23, 2007
Get the turd of misery mug.1. Someone with no sense of humour and finds all jokes rubbish, and makes a point of saying so as well.
2. Someone who is always upset and thinks the world is on his or her shoulders and no amount of jokes or light hearted banter snaps them out of it.
3. Doom and gloom nay-sayer or negative nancy that sees the bad in everything and everyone and has no problem pointing it out to everyone either.
4. All of the above rolled into one giant meat bag of repulsive miserable cuntness.
2. Someone who is always upset and thinks the world is on his or her shoulders and no amount of jokes or light hearted banter snaps them out of it.
3. Doom and gloom nay-sayer or negative nancy that sees the bad in everything and everyone and has no problem pointing it out to everyone either.
4. All of the above rolled into one giant meat bag of repulsive miserable cuntness.
Bob: So, do you like me new suit?
Dave: No.
Bob: Why not?
Dave: Because it looks crap, you look crap, the world looks crap, and basically everything is crap.
Bob: Oh shut the fuck up you miserable cunt!
Dave: No.
Bob: Why not?
Dave: Because it looks crap, you look crap, the world looks crap, and basically everything is crap.
Bob: Oh shut the fuck up you miserable cunt!
by Slim Vision June 16, 2007
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