Minotaur

Acient mythical monster and a word now used to describe something as "beastly" or to "destroy" something.

"That guy got minotaured"
'That was a minotaur of a shot"

by BatmanShane December 21, 2010

Minotaur

Referring to an extremely sexually active & experienced male.

"I heard Jack is like, totally the Minotaur!"

by Vaynerlicious January 29, 2009

Minotaur

An attractive woman from the waste up with a largely unproportioned lower half. Typically having a petite chest and waste while simultaneously possessing the hips, buttocks, and thighs of a much larger woman.

X: Man, did you see that brunette? She was real sexy!

Z: Yeah I saw her and you're right she was sexy; from the waste up! She looked like she had a horses rear surgically attached. Back home we call those Minotaurs!

by Ashworth Smitty December 19, 2010

Mini Minotaur

A small and sexually driven beast. in general, their nostrils are invariably flared.

i fucked a mini minotaur last night ;)

by BITCHSLAPMEHARD March 21, 2011

Minotaurectomy

Procedure to remove a man's bullheaded virility, performed by a female, using a few choice words.

Seeing him snort and paw the ground, while angling his horns in her direction, she was planning tonight's minotaurectomy, which would preferably be non-surgical, but hey.

by Monkey's Dad January 5, 2020

Fight the Minotaur

To go to the bathroom.

After all those drinks, I must fight the minotaur.

by VJT August 23, 2010

Minotaur Mingle

A sex act where a male human puts his throbbing erectile unit into a cow and then produces an orgasm. The cow then loses control of it's bowels, pooping on the man and giving him the appearance of a hairy Minotaur.

Bestiality Bob: Hey dude, want to go to Old Man Smith's farm and do a double Minotaur Mingle?

Unwilling Friend: no

by FartFucker69 August 12, 2014