The sexiest most dangerous of all gold diggers. A successful gold digger that targets billionaires and celebrities. They are ruthless as they only care about money while being good at getting what they want. Will not hesitate to leave you after she drains your finances, health, dignity, and soul.
"See that hot 19 year old with the CEO of x company?" Dan says, "Man that's one fine diamond miner."
Poor Bill died penniless from suicide after his wife left him for some punk kid while taking all his money from the divorce. No chick that loves a man would ever do that. What a diamond miner.
Poor Bill died penniless from suicide after his wife left him for some punk kid while taking all his money from the divorce. No chick that loves a man would ever do that. What a diamond miner.
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diet consisting of eating nothing for an extended period of time with the intention of losing weight. Cannot be used in conjunction with any other diet.
Mike: Dude, did you see how much weight Matt lost?
Nate: Yea man... He must have been on the miner diet because he was fat a month ago.
Nate: Yea man... He must have been on the miner diet because he was fat a month ago.
by freshness guaranteed September 5, 2010
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Man: Hey did you read that front page article in the Kingman Daily Miner today about that dog named "Meatball"?
Man #2: Holy shitsnacks that was hilariously fucking stupid, thank God for the Miner when there isn't any new Best-Of-Craigslist's to read.
Man #2: Holy shitsnacks that was hilariously fucking stupid, thank God for the Miner when there isn't any new Best-Of-Craigslist's to read.
by Turd Ferguson's illiterate son August 8, 2012
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unable to take back words. sigh.
not necessarily physical or emotional or spiritual. but usually all three.
unable to take back words. sigh.
not necessarily physical or emotional or spiritual. but usually all three.
"Oh sir! The misery!"
"Dear God, why, why, why, why!" *bangs head on floor* "Please God save me from this misery!"
or more at peace with the misery. *silent.face full of misery.attempting a smile.
"Dear God, why, why, why, why!" *bangs head on floor* "Please God save me from this misery!"
or more at peace with the misery. *silent.face full of misery.attempting a smile.
by mon ami December 6, 2003
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