Mindblind

Can't think or concentrate. Unable to focus on anything. Out of it. Fried.

It's just another mindblind day. Don't expect him to make any sense. My boss mindblinded me with all of the paperwork.

by Dotanairy January 22, 2020

mindflank

<i>Verb</i>
Coined by Te'Devan Kurzweil, mindflanking is the art of saying something that nobody expects and expanding their mind in doing so.
Where a generally common/idiomatic exchange may be occuring, you instead say something totally whacked out and unexpected. You break a social convention and their whole perception of that convention is altered.

I'm not sure about the validity of the perception altering, but it's fun.

Man 1: Hello
Man 2: I'd like to sleep with my second cousin.

Damn...you've been mindflanked.

by tackledspoon January 15, 2005

mindlink battle

A battle in which two people stare at each other and try to "battle with their minds." Usually they make stupid faces at each other while doing this and they look ridiculous.

Christina and Sarah had a mindlink battle in public, but they just ending up making fools out of themselves to people who didn't know what was going on.

by Saria March 31, 2010

mindank

an incredibly sexy young lady. she is smart and beautiful but cant be told this to her face. she is not little, but of perfect size. no one deserves a mindank because she is a goddess. she makes many guys jizz in their pants right before she cuts their dicks off and melts them down into a liquid to later be used for the making of plastic bottles. mindank is very.......dank.

king kong: "roooooooaaaarr!! give me your best maiden!"

citizen: "fuck you nigger! the mindanks ours!"

by frankenstein666-88niggerrific November 24, 2011

mindbanger

somebody that you dream you can have sex with and will do anything to be with him/her

Man sahara is totally my mindbanger

by zayaa22zay September 5, 2011

mindbang

A perfect WTF
A situation where it is so random, disorderly, and crazy where the only response is MINDBANG

A fat kid in a wheelchair, going down a hill really fast and he wants cake but he cant have it because hes a fat kid in a wheelchair whos going really fast down a hill with a pool full of crocodiles at the end of the hill..MINDBANG

by Mrs X September 21, 2005

mindbang

a "MINDBANG" something is SOOO random that it is the only that can word can describe it. like really weird similys or smething so undesribable only mindbang comes to mind

a fat kid in a wheel chair who wants cake but cant have any beacuse he's got no arms or legs and he is ontop of a very steep hill with a river full of piranas and crocodiles at the bottom of the hill. MINDBANG

by Mr .X September 21, 2005