MILT

Jessica Smith is a mom I'd like to tweet. She's such a MILT

by Brianus Carterius December 3, 2008

milted

1. to be covered in large amounts of noodles, coffee, and shit.

2. to be forcefully taken into a room by a short Jewish man with incredibly potent body odor.

"Dude...why do you smell so bad?"

"Man, I just got milted and I haven't had a chance to shower."

by antoinnesheneequa May 9, 2009

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One of the greatest recievers in CFL history. He is characterized by his amazing long-gain catches and deceptive speed. He is a natural joker and is by far the best reciever on the Winnipeg Blue Bombers.
I don't know why he didn't stick in the NFL, he could have been huge there.
With 3 seconds left and Winnipeg down by 4 in the 4th quarter, Milt Stegall caught a 100-yard bomb thrown by quarterback Kevin Glenn and won the game for Winnipeg. This is one of the greatest plays in pro football history.

Winnipeg fan: Hey, did you see the game last night?
Edmonton Eskimos fan: No.
Winnipeg fan: Hah! Milt Stegall OWNED YOUR SORRY ESKIMO ASS!!!! BIATCH!!! 100 YARD TD CATCH!! EAT IT MACIOCA!

by guitarhero2 November 17, 2006

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Milt MILF

Basically a MILF but with more experience and sells her body at a cheaper rate than other hookers.

Cheaper to run , funner to bum give her a fiver and she will make you cum.

Kurt - "Hey, milt milf give us a ride!"
Milt - "Ok fiver, hop on"
Kurt - "YES!Sweet"
Tom - "Seconds please"
Milt - "£2.50 each, you can both ride me!"

by Rahj January 20, 2008

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