MILT

Mom I'd Like to Tweet

Jessica Smith is a mom I'd like to tweet. She's such a MILT

by Brianus Carterius December 16, 2008

milted

1. to be covered in large amounts of noodles, coffee, and shit.

2. to be forcefully taken into a room by a short Jewish man with incredibly potent body odor.

"Dude...why do you smell so bad?"

"Man, I just got milted and I haven't had a chance to shower."

by antoinnesheneequa May 9, 2009

Milt Stegall

One of the greatest recievers in CFL history. He is characterized by his amazing long-gain catches and deceptive speed. He is a natural joker and is by far the best reciever on the Winnipeg Blue Bombers.
I don't know why he didn't stick in the NFL, he could have been huge there.
With 3 seconds left and Winnipeg down by 4 in the 4th quarter, Milt Stegall caught a 100-yard bomb thrown by quarterback Kevin Glenn and won the game for Winnipeg. This is one of the greatest plays in pro football history.

Winnipeg fan: Hey, did you see the game last night?
Edmonton Eskimos fan: No.
Winnipeg fan: Hah! Milt Stegall OWNED YOUR SORRY ESKIMO ASS!!!! BIATCH!!! 100 YARD TD CATCH!! EAT IT MACIOCA!

by guitarhero2 November 16, 2006

Milt MILF

Basically a MILF but with more experience and sells her body at a cheaper rate than other hookers.

Cheaper to run , funner to bum give her a fiver and she will make you cum.

Kurt - "Hey, milt milf give us a ride!"
Milt - "Ok fiver, hop on"
Kurt - "YES!Sweet"
Tom - "Seconds please"
Milt - "£2.50 each, you can both ride me!"

by Rahj January 20, 2008

double one's milt

to cum inside a pussy twice, without withdrawing between orgams

My girl rides a cock so good she candouble one's milt.

by Michael Palmer & Marie Short February 14, 2009

Philanthropic Milting

When rich executives decide to use their financial power to slap their name on every building within a visible distance. Derived from milting, the act of spreading one's sperm across the widest range possible, like a fish.

Did you see the Museum of Science and Industry is being renamed to the Griffin Museum of Science and Industry? That's the third new building he's renamed in the past year. There he goes, philanthropic milting everywhere again.

by Copelbomer May 15, 2024

Milt

The poop and pee mixture that comes out of a birds hole together. It's science.

Hey! Look at that bird milting on your car

by Dillbar March 1, 2019