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A newspaper girl that was mistaken for a milkman by the stupidly rich marie antoinette. She lives on the third floor of marie antoinette's mansion, because it has the best view. marie antoinette is in love with the milkman and wants to marry him/her, even though that would technically make them lesbians, but it never happens anyway. The milkman, in actuality, is just a creeped out newspaper girl, but in marie antoinette's eyes, she's a handsome milkman delivering delicious, cold milk.
It was so awkward. I felt like a milkman.

It was so milkman, nothing made sense at all!!

I'm sooo going to fail this test... I'm such a milkman in this class.
milkmen go way back to when milk was delivered to peoples doorsteps. Milkmen are very dedicated to delivering milk, which explains why milk was always delivered to doorstep in under five minutes!!!
Dan: my mom works for Cleanlyness Milk Company.. and when i grow up im going to be a milk person and work for Cleanlyness Milk Company too!

Sarah:wow! neat i wanna be a milkman with you!
Milkman by julie May 13, 2005
someone who leaves cream up the back passage
boy that joff stock is a milkman
Milkman by Anonymous March 22, 2003
It means a man, either a bi or gay man, even straight with a irresistable hunger for other mens sperm. this man will use it in everyway, including eating, drinking, drying and rehydrating and even snorting like narcotics. milk man also begs other men whilst they are drunk or under the fluence of drugs for semen samples
You are such a milkman you f*aggot
Milkman by henward December 28, 2005
when someone drinks an insane amount of milk then partakes in oral sex
girl: man i just drank an entire gallon of milk now i'm really horny

guy: man, i should go milkman that hoe
milkman by tschlep March 18, 2009
A man that is able to produce milk from his nipples due to a hormone imbalance
Peter Griffin was a great milkman for Stewie when he tapped into his feminine side
Milkman by YourGirlCallsMeDaddy October 14, 2016