milkman

A person that handles/pleases the wifey/girlfriend, when the husband or boyfriend is away.

That baby doesnt look anything like you. Better ask the wife about the milkman.

by Tony Atlas January 17, 2008

milkman

A Black Man who prefers dating White Women.

Looks like the brotha's bringing home the milk again... hes a milkman...

by BlackRose December 23, 2003

milkman

Someone involved in the delivery of Milk. Good, creamy milk.... mmmmmm

Drink dem milk - Mr T

by Gumba Gumba February 24, 2004

The Milkman

The Milkman Is A Sexy Necrophiliac, He Can Kill Ten Children In A Flash. I Do Not Recommend Attempt To Fuck With The Cult Leader Or He Will Pour His "Special" Milk Down Your Eyes, Causing You To Lose Sight. His Devote Followers Will Monch On You Like Piranhas.

Person 1: Eyo Bro, I Ran Into The Milkman.
Person 2: Oh Fuck, Can You See?

by milkmans_New_Moderator July 30, 2020

milkman

A Black man who goes into a upper class neighborhood who has sex with a white woman after her husband has left

Mom, why doesn't the milkman come when daddy's home?

by blaze35ny July 15, 2006

milkman

He whose loins you came from

I am so glad that the milkman is my daddy and not that ____ Terence who I have thought it was for the last 25 years

by alkie chris February 26, 2004

milkman

A guy who 'milks' his beers (drinks slowly).

I'd like to get the hell out of this cock farm of a bar but Pete's being such a fuck'n milkman over there, I don't know if we'll ever get outta here.

by Pokey the Clown August 24, 2007