One eyed milkman

A penis. The one eye being the hole and the milk being cum. Masturbating can be said as "Shaking hands with the one eyed milkman"

Stop shaking hands with your one eyed milkman and get a real chick.

by 3lit3 October 22, 2008

Milkman

One who delivers the milk for great justice. Seeks to white out the scene until their is no evidence except milk.

Milkman- I am the milkman. My milk is delicious.

by teh milkedman May 27, 2009

Milkman

Person bowling last in a Tenpin bowling team, as they must always deliver in the last frame to determine the fate of the match.

Jimmy really delivered in the Milkman spot last night.

by thedhg May 3, 2013

milkman dan

Booze-fueled paragon of pointless cruelty and wanton sadism. Enjoys tormenting Karen and causing wholesale slaughter and crushing bicycles with his milk van, usually under the influence of cough syrup or cheap booze

I hate you, Milkman Dan!

by lordraydens October 7, 2008

Milkman Alcoholic

Noun: A person who is the only one in their immediate family who suffers from alcoholism or addiction.

Nobody in my family besides me is abuses drugs or alcohol, I must be a Milkman Alcoholic

by Gordy W. June 10, 2023

Milkman

A guy which when he becomes aroused ejaculates in large amounts

1)You fucking milkman! That went eveywhere.
2)I was with a milkman last night!

by Leo December 7, 2004

milkman

Someone involved in the delivery of Milk. Good, creamy milk.... mmmmmm

Drink dem milk - Mr T

by Gumba Gumba February 24, 2004