Mike Oxmall/Mike Oxlong

These names are plays on words to get gullible folks to say "My Cock's Small" or "My Cock's Long." Either one works on a fool.
*Mike Oxmall can also be spelled "Mike Oxsmall for more subtlety.

Chad: Oi mate, I changed my name to Mike Oxmall.
Bradley: Hi, Mike Oxmall.
Chad: You muppet.
Bradley: What?
Chad: Mike Oxmall/Mike Oxlong

by Dickhead McDoucheface July 26, 2019

Mike and Mike

Radio show on ESPN Radio that features "Greeny and Golic", that has somehow gained popularity despite their little knowledge of any other sport other than football.
Golic played football in the NFL and has some street credit and can actually discuss the game. Greeny on the other hand has no experience and a chip on his shoulder to be as popular a Golic. Greeny often can only refer to his NY football Jets, enen though they arent a popular team that America can relate to, are unsuccessful and the second most popular team in their city. People often change the station when he brings the jets up.

Both also shamelessly whore themself out to promote products in the middle of their show and during commercials. ESPN has done this for years, but pretty much the show is one big commercial now. Bad acting is also accociated with these two. For example" Hey Golic?????"----Yessss Greeeennnyyyy??? then promote JC Penny.

Another stand out quality is that both will never take a stand or have an opinion on a touchy subject, because they dont want to offend anyone. If a FAMOUS athlete commits a crime, and it is breaking news, they will not let any opinion out. Just access the situation like a news talk show. This is because they always want to have the guest on and dont want to get ESPN in trouble by offending anyone. They dont know what sports journalism is.

i had a long road trip and took off real early in the morning. i was listening to Mike and Mike in the Morning on ESPN Radio, but had to change it. Jets? Who cares? TO had just killed someone and they both said it was no one's fault.
i barfed and changed it to Rock!

by listners February 27, 2009

Mike Loved

To be stolen from, cheated, conned, have your work claimed by another party. The perpetrator is generally professional douche bag.

" Bill Twatwaffle told the boss your idea was his? Man, you got Mike Loved!!"

by Corinne C December 20, 2016

Mike Bobaguard

A guy who orders a large pizza pie from a Hawaiian pizza place, only to eat half of it and find a large plastic fork in the middle of it. Then calls the pizza place to get half of a pizza for free.

"What the fuck there's a plastic fork in my pizza"
"That's such a Mike Bobaguard moment"

by wormfigure January 31, 2022

Mike Dehner

A Man who has dark colored stains in his underwear. The term was coined in poor Frace communities.

Mom washed my school clothes but couldn't get the Mike Dehner out.

by All girls know Long Pole Joe February 7, 2022

Mike Lindell

This diehard Trump supporter peddles overpriced POS pillows on Fox News and other right-wing infotainment channels. The BBB gives his company a failing grade for not responding to numerous complaints about his business practices, even posting canned messages that the aforementioned organization isn’t legit.

Donald Trump picked some real winners including that My Pillow weirdo, Mike Lindell. He looks like Chester, the Molester.

by The Real Canadian February 6, 2021

Mike Love

1. A portion of something that ruins the whole that it is a part of; especially after an initial period of apparent harmony.

2. A person who suffers from avarice, jealousy and megalomania simultaneously.

1. The reasons for the fall of the Roman Empire are numerous, but one of the most significant factors was the internal conflict between its elite during Late Antiquity. You could say they were the Mike Love of the Empire.

2. Paris Hilton is the Mike Love of the 21st century.

by greenlectern May 17, 2009