dunder mifflin

A northeastern Pennsylvania based paper company, primarily known for it's appearance on the hit NBC television series, The Office. The show tells the tales of the Dunder Mifflin (Scranton branch) employees and their ridiculous boss Michael Scott, played by Steve Carell.

Michael: At Dunder Mifflin Scranton, we're not just in the paper business, we're in the people business

by Torgen Sodbuster June 2, 2008

Milford Junction

It is the act where two+ lovers take a shit in a large metal mixing bowl and mix the feces together. Then each of you take a handful of the mixture and swallow it. Then after waiting a total of five minutes you vomit on your respective lover's chest and make hot sweet love with the smell of vomit and shit hanging in the air.

Guy 1: Me and my girl decided to try the Milford Junction last night.

Guy 2: Oh really? How did it taste?

Guy 1: Like shit!

by guruguru12386 November 5, 2013

muffocate

v. - to suffocate with muff, often resulting in death

Dude, I was going down on her and I nearly muffocated.

by Muffkin August 17, 2009

Miffs my clit

(v) An action that irritates the fuck out of you.

You know what really miffs my clit?
When the neighbors let their dog piss on my child’s 5th grade graduation sign.

by Mifty Mae May 27, 2020

miffunderstanding

a situation in which a misunderstanding leads to one or all parties involved becoming "miffed".

It was all one big miffunderstanding.

by Mow watte October 9, 2008

muffocated

when a man is eating out a woman only for her legs to wrap round the back of his head. Given enough force, and large enough vagina flaps, this can lead to the man suffocating and dying. This process is known as muffocation.

If exercised with care and caution some light muffocation can be a boost to anyone's sex life.

csi guy #1-he was reported missing last week, it was later found out his girlfriend had fled the country so we tracked down her appartment. he was there. dead.

csi guy #2- do we know what happened?

csi guy #1- not yet no but weve sent of some of the residue and hair found on his face for testing, he looks like he might have suffocated but there are no signs of a struggle.

csi guy #3- it looks like he muffocated to me. thats fifteen this week. goddamn hippies.

by eddy baby July 26, 2006

misfortune

bad luck or an unlucky condition or event

Our misfortunes of the last year included the loss of a beloved pet

by Adrianna Lazaro February 24, 2015