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Muffocation

A cause of death which results from intensive cunnilingus whereby the receiver sits on the face of the giver and allows no air pocket, most normally evident is cases of obese lovers.
Judge: Cause of Death?
Coronor: Muffocation.
Judge: Into Fatties?
Coronor: Yes
Judge: Case Closed.
by Broken Pencil August 25, 2010
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Muffocation

The inability to breathe when a lady is sitting on your face.
"Mmmmmmmm, I can't breatheeeeeeee!"
by Jtron 3000 October 3, 2003
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Muffocation

The act of performing cunnilingus until one passes out from shortage of breath.
I was eating her out for so long that I suffered from muffocation.
by RectorIDamnNearKilledHer August 27, 2018
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Muffocation

The art of suffocating a man with one's muff!
Dear lil Bert was found this morning by police... The coroner ruled it was death by muffocation
by Me.. June 28, 2020
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mammary suffocation

Covering of the airways with female (sometimes fat-ass male) breast(s) for an extended period, resulting in Asphyxiation.

A common accident, seen in activities such as motorboating, BDSM, cowgirl stylecoitus and cockboob sandwiches.
As mammary suffocation requires both airways to become immersed and enveloped in plentiful amounts of adipose breast tissue, it usually involves breasts (racks,knockers,bazingas,tig ol bitties, boobies,etc.) of bat-shit epic proportions.

In recent years, popular culture has depicted mammary suffocation in such a way as to emphasize its epicly awesome nature. An unnamed survey reported 9 out of 10 men would give up their left nut, if it meant that their eventual cause of death would be via mammary suffocation.

See also: Hindenburg Disaster, For whom the cowbell tolls, rackout, Hooker Headlock
Jim: "Bro, Helga has such a big rack. I could motorboat those all day everyday."

Bob: "You say that now, but everyone else who's tried ended up dead from mammary suffocation."

Jim: "AWESOME. I'm in."
by Ike21 April 27, 2014
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muffication

Death (asphyxiation) by cunnilingus. Past tense: mufficated
Cause of death: muffication
The 23-tear-old male was found mufficated in his bedroom.
by Levee July 24, 2003
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suffocation

1. An underated veteran death metal band from New York formed in the late 80's. They make techincal and brutal, with elements of grindcore, and speed metal fathering a new subgenre.

2. The best death metal band ever.
Suffocation released Effigy of the Forgotten in 1991.
by vilescamp March 16, 2004
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