Midget Tossing

To literally pick up a midget, or short person, and toss them as far as possible.

Sam picked up little Gino and threw him to Mike. "I love midget tossing!"

by Benge October 24, 2005

Single Digit Midget

Primarily used in the military to refer to someone who has been on an extended deployment and now has less than 10 days left before going home.

Only nine days left before I get home, I am a single digit midget!

by LogicalOperator July 2, 2008

Midgetry

General shenanigans or mischief committed by midgets.

There is midgetry afoot!

by ComradeD August 14, 2008

midget beastiality

When a midget and some sort of animal come together and have sex. It combines your two favorite things: Midget porn and beastiality

I saw some freaky midget beastiality where a midget banged a great Dane.

by Ghetto Grampa June 25, 2015

midge raker

scottish jakies or cadgies that dumpster dive or (politely) person who sifts through the rubbish of others.

wonder where she got that coat from ?
she's a midge raker she got it oot the bins

by paid talker p October 17, 2009

midget haircut

the act of knifing someone on black ops

Dave: "i ran right past him and knifed him."
Dan: "yeah man, you gave him the midget haircut!"

by muhkenuh December 21, 2010

Midgeslut

-Noun

1. A very short but extremely feisty "slut."

2. A "slut" with a dwarfism disorder.

3. Tabitha

Kate: "God, I can't believe Aidan is still dating Tabitha!"

Sarah: "I know! She's such a fucking Midgeslut!"

by Joshel ;) May 14, 2011