Microsuck

One of many nicknames for Microsoft, a key member of the Seattle Mafia.

So what's Microsuck's biggest virus magnet this week?

by David Blomstrom October 19, 2007

Microscoffed

Anything related to theft, piracy or otherwise obtained illegally in the tech/computer industry including insider trading, market manipulation, saturation and control. The name is due to Microsoft having pretty much done the same damn thing themselves.

Hey how much did you pay for that copy of MSOffice? I didn't pay anything I microscoffed it from limewire. Say whatever happened to Netscape? It got microscoffed

by Paultoronto July 16, 2008

Microscopdick

A DICK THAT IS MICROSCOPIC WHICH MEANS IT IS VERY SMALL

Noah has a microscopdick

by Fatcaucasionmom September 21, 2018

Microscopic Peen

Basically what the word is

Justin Beaver took off his pants and Selena needed a microscope to see his Microscopic Peen

by fucboi27 August 4, 2019

Microscopic Wage

What servers make. Less than minimum wage

Tip your waiter! He makes microscopic wage! Don’t be greedy!

by MrRapHater October 6, 2021

micboococky

The whole micdons menu in one sandwich

Hey did you get me a micboococky

by Jackwall August 17, 2022

human microscope

When a man cums inside of a woman's eye and she looks up at a light to watch the sperm moving around.

Bro I totally turned your Girlfriend into a Human Microscope last night

by TheHumanMicroscope December 6, 2016