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Microsuck

....cant think of an examle for microsuck. Find a midget and experience it for your self
by guy mcgee May 13, 2010
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Microfiche

What the hell is a microfiche? Nobody knows!

Please tell us Mrs.Irons!

The term became so popular in a 4th year computing class at Grove Academy that pupils created a chat service so they could speak to their peers way over at the other side of the class (example: Darryl could speak to Osborne!), and they called it Microfiche.
'Mrs.Irons, will microfiche come up in the exam?'
by Grove Academy November 21, 2003
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Microsuck

One of many nicknames for Microsoft, a key member of the Seattle Mafia.
So what's Microsuck's biggest virus magnet this week?
by David Blomstrom October 19, 2007
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Microfucked

Screwed over by Microsoft's buggy software.
I tried to email you that file, but i got 'Microfucked'
by paulio2020 July 8, 2020
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Microfiche

A spool of film containing usually useful information in the form of newspapers or other scholarly material.. Half of the time they are used to look at nostalgic comics from old newspapers. The other half of the time is spent trying to get the spools lined up inside of the machine or otherwise rewinding a reel by hand because you got the film all over.
Jim: hey Bert did you see the December 12th 1992 Dilbert comic?
Bert: Huh, no, how the hell did you see it?
Jim: Microfiche man!

Librarian on intercom: The library is closing in 20 minutes.
Jack: Crap!!! This microfiche is all over the floor!!!
John: Stick your finger in the middle of the spool and just hold it, I'll rewind it
Jack: Dude we are so getting banned from this library!
by Srapples September 3, 2013
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microfocus

“How’s that software product doing?” “Not good. The original creators just Microfocused it.”
by Emma Does Dallas April 28, 2020
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microcock

A dick so small even a magnifying glass can hardly detect it. Had it not been for a hairy nutsack, it would often be mistakened for a clit.
Billy's microcock turned his face red when Suzy laughed at his miniscule meat-whistle.
by Mansnake February 11, 2005
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