A spool of film containing usually useful information in the form of newspapers or other scholarly material.. Half of the time they are used to look at nostalgic comics from old newspapers. The other half of the time is spent trying to get the spools lined up inside of the machine or otherwise rewinding a reel by hand because you got the film all over.
Jim: hey Bert did you see the December 12th 1992 Dilbert comic?
Bert: Huh, no, how the hell did you see it?
Jim: Microfiche man!
Librarian on intercom: The library is closing in 20 minutes.
Jack: Crap!!! This microfiche is all over the floor!!!
John: Stick your finger in the middle of the spool and just hold it, I'll rewind it
Jack: Dude we are so getting banned from this library!
Bert: Huh, no, how the hell did you see it?
Jim: Microfiche man!
Librarian on intercom: The library is closing in 20 minutes.
Jack: Crap!!! This microfiche is all over the floor!!!
John: Stick your finger in the middle of the spool and just hold it, I'll rewind it
Jack: Dude we are so getting banned from this library!
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An instance where, during sexual intercourse, one thrusts side-to-side instead of forwards/backwards, much like in the fashion you read microfiche.
"My girlfriend got sick of hitting her head on the headboard during sex, so I tried microfiching her last night. She loved it."
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Microfiching works best with phone numbers from individuals who are old enough to believe that Microfiche still exists in libraries.
Microfiching works best with phone numbers from individuals who are old enough to believe that Microfiche still exists in libraries.
After trying to have lunch with the Silver Fox for nearly five years, I microfiched his number and pretended to be uninterested when he finally asked me out for drinks.
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