The most inferior seminary in the world. Girls who attend Michlalah are destined to be the most inferior girls ever. If you meet a Michlalah girl, stand back, because you may be blown away by her inferiority. If you are a Michlalah girl, you are one of the poor few. You have permission to walk around saying, "Please don't hurt me because I'm a Michlalah girl!"
Just don't be surprised when people faint at the sight of you.
Just don't be surprised when people faint at the sight of you.
Yenta #1: Wow, look at her, she's such a Michlalah Girl!
Yenta #2: You're right, she's inferior...I need to keep her away from my son!
Yenta #1: Well don't worry---he's staying away on his own!
(running from Michlalah Girl)
Yenta #2: You're right, she's inferior...I need to keep her away from my son!
Yenta #1: Well don't worry---he's staying away on his own!
(running from Michlalah Girl)
by MeohrGirlz August 19, 2009
Get the Michlalah mug.The fattest seminary in the world. Girls who attend Michlalah are destined to be the fattest girls ever. If you meet a Michlalah girl, stand back, because you may be crushed by her enormity. If you are a Michlalah girl, you are one of the chosen fatties. You have permission to walk around saying, "Why yes, I AM a fat Michlalah girl!"
Just don't be surprised when people faint at the sight of you.
Just don't be surprised when people faint at the sight of you.
Yenta #1: Wow, look at her, she's such a Michlalah Girl!
Yenta #2: You're right, she's enormous...I need her to marry my elephant!
Yenta #1: Well too late--she's mine!
(fighting over Michlalah Girl)
Yenta #2: You're right, she's enormous...I need her to marry my elephant!
Yenta #1: Well too late--she's mine!
(fighting over Michlalah Girl)
by BJJchick March 26, 2009
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Dude, she totally michiganated my dick last night.
It totally michiganated my evening when the bomb blew up my mom's intestines and she died a slow, agonizing death.
It totally michiganated my evening when the bomb blew up my mom's intestines and she died a slow, agonizing death.
by c dazzle December 17, 2008
Get the michiganate mug.A sexual act in which one inserts himself in an obese Latina woman (torta) who is menstruating. Upon pulling out the bloody member, he sprinkles tahin on the tip and proceeds to urinate on the aforementioned torta. He finishes the act by slapping the bloody member on her forehead and proclaiming “Michelada whey”
The bloody, tahin sprinkled stamp resembles a mushroom on her face.
The bloody, tahin sprinkled stamp resembles a mushroom on her face.
Person 1: Man, that torta over there is looking fine. I wish she wasn’t on her period.
Person 2: Don’t worry about that man, just give her the Michelada Special
Person 3: My name Jeff
Person 2: Don’t worry about that man, just give her the Michelada Special
Person 3: My name Jeff
by TortaPounder April 20, 2025
Get the Michelada Special mug.Information that is used to communicate a practical, straightforward and usually, polite point of view from a Michigander and/or Michiganian.
After a conversation with my friend from Michigan, I felt engaged, informed and bemused by the michiganda.
by hallaway June 9, 2022
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