Methalepsy

Chronic condition affecting long-term veteran meth users who are unable to explain or accept that they have started to nod-off randomly (in a fashion more befitting heroin users) despite ingesting larger and larger amounts of methamphetamine.

I totally had a lame Craigslist parTy hookup last night, I thought we were in the clouds but when I went down on him he totally caught methalepsy and started snoring.

by Totsbrillzamaze March 10, 2014

Methanese

1. The language used by meth monkeys.

2. The accent of a meth monkey caused by constant bruxism.

Methanese can be heard frequently in QT of Cartersville.

Is that white woman speaking Chinese? No, that meth monkey is speaking Methanese.

by Old Brown Dog April 2, 2015

Methane

The stuff that comes out of your ass when you fart

Holy Shit you must of had a gallon of methane come out of your ass just now.

That fucking reeks you fucking piece of shit

by WhatTheFuck May 13, 2005

Reverse-methane process

When you have so much air pressure in your intestine that your bowls begin to retract causeing an imbigulously involuntary extraction of fecies into the lavoritory causing the dihydrogen monoxide to be intercalated into your rectum.

Doctor: your son will not be living much longer.
Parent: why?
Doctor: im sorry to say that he... he(sigh).. he has undergone the Reverse-methane process.
Parent: thats to bad. i guess.

by Rolf M Nate G June 3, 2005

methametics

Basically math but you do meth as well.

Today we had methametics!

by yaboibails August 15, 2021

metharetarded

(n)

Pronunciation: metha-retarddded

Any person who has been up for more than 9 days, taking the rake out at 3am to make sure the roof is flooring properly.

Hereby also known as, an individual fighting with shadow people in the middle of a church parking lot on a Wednesday at 1:30 in the morning.

Once again a human being seen at Walmart in the early morning on the blood pressure monitor for about an hour.

These people should be observed carefully because they will break into your s*** fast. They're also known to leave very quickly so chasing them isn't an option unless you have a firearm.

These people will also be an excellent resource for scrap metal and stolen items, jewelry would be an excellent idea right now here in 2021.

(No offense meant to anyone with disabilities)
(Just observing the community around me)

Any person on that is raking the yard at 3:00 a.m. with a toothpick is clearly metharetarded.

by Her Kitten December 8, 2021

Methane breath Mint

The act of farting inside someones open mouth.

Her mouth was agape so I decided to give her methane breath mint.

by gimpfeet April 1, 2009