metallicer

(prounounced metalliker). A young kid, usually in middle or highschool who thinks metallica is the greatest/only band ever. they are usually fat, with ear-length blonde hair, and often seen wearing a death magnetic shirt. they have a shitty taste in metal, and music in general. to a metallicer saint anger is a good album, thus showing how terrible their music taste is.

i went to see metallica last month and thought it might be at least kinda cool, but the whole time i was surrounded by metallicers.

by captaindamnit May 23, 2010

Metalike

Liking the likes. Enthusiastic support.

Meta-, as a prefix, takes the main word as X and means "to X the X" (metacognition: thinking about thinking; metaanalysis: analysis of analyses; metalearning: learning about learning).

"I don't just like your popular post, I metalike it, and all the others who've liked it! And I've got a warm fuzzy feeling from all the love..."

by DrMel September 9, 2014

meantime

when the dj mc's over a song & letting the song answer his own words.

a song is playing and the dj cuts out the music and says " u know i get this".... then the dj brings the song back in and it would say "money" or whatever. MADE FAMOUS BY THE JAM PONY EXPRESS "meantime

by DICKCLARKOFHIPHOP February 6, 2010

r/MetalMemes

A subreddit with many based elitists. Unfortunately, it is infested with posers as of right now, so there are many Klantera and SSabaton fans who corrupt the sub with cringe tourist memes.

r/MetalMemes poser: STFU, JUST BECAUSE SLIPKNOT ARE POPULAR AND AREN'T A NU-POST-SYMPHONIC-MELODIC-INDUSTRIAL-SLAMMING-BLACKENED-SHITTENED-CUMSOAKED-SHITSTAINED-PROGRESSIVE-BLACK-DEATH-POWER-THRASH-WAR-BESTIAL-PISSBUCKET-RAW-ANALCUMEXPLOSIONCOCKCOREGRIND BAND WITH -100000 LISTENERS THAT RELEASED A DEMO IN 1791 RECORDED ON A DOORKNOB DOESN'T MEAN THEY'RE NOT METAL. STOP BEING AN ELITIST GATEKEEPING BASMENT-DWELLING MORBIDLY OBESE DEGENERATE WEEB TRVE KVLT NECKBEARD SCUMBAG. The real posers here are you. Yes, all of you. Especially the mods. Real metal listeners dont' gatekeep, and encourage everyone to listen to the metal that they like. All metal is real metal, and you pussies can't tell people otherwise. Real metal enthusiasts welcome everyone into the community. They don't push out the people who want to join the medium and share their passion with others. You guys do the exact opposite. You attack those who do listen to what you don't like. You push out those who want to come into the metal family and learn about it the music. You gatekeep. You are elitists, the worst type of a fandom. Tl;dr y'all need to have a shower, touch some grass, and get bitches.

Chad based elitist: Poser.

by Based Metal Chad August 23, 2023

De-Metalize

To deprive a Heavy Metal band of its dignity, artistic integrity and credibility! Any certain band deserves to be 'De-Metalized' if their music is too humorous, sentimental, romantic, cheesy or has deviated from their original core sound and have opted for commercialism instead! You can 'De-Metalize' a Metal band only if they have sold-out. You can do this by ranting disrespectful remarks towards them amongst fellow 'Metalheads' who also despise a certain band (further ruining the bands reputation!) or by posting your own definitions on urbandictionary of what bands must be 'De-Metalized'! If the band became a bunch of sellouts they've practically 'De-Metalized' themselves!! All the Glam bands (Quiet-Riot, Motley Crue, Poison, Ratt etc.) from the Sunset strip should all be De-Metalized, because they were never 'Metal' to begin with!

Fake Metalhead: "I'm gonna go home and listen to some ManOwaR and GWAR! They're so cheesy and funny!!

Real Metalhead:....."Are you serious?!?! Those bands are jokes and they suck!! ManOwaR and GWAR really need to be De-Metalized!!

Fake Metalhead: "Fuck you, if you don't like them!!"

Real Metalhead: "Dude, take your Fake-Metal and shove it up your ass!!"

by BlackenedKnight May 25, 2007

mealtime dolphin

The act of seeing if Urban Dictionary will accept a completely made up phrase.

Person 1: Hey man, been checking out Urban Dictionary lately, cool site!
Person 2: Yeah, bro. Hit a mealtime dolphin last week.
Person 1: No way!

by Mr. Mealtime D. November 4, 2023

metalemechrophelia

a disease where a portion of your brain stops working, causing chronic headaches. change of survival is 5%. my mother had it and died the next day she was diagnosed.

my mom had metalemechrophelia, its not looking too good doc.

by adfqwerqwer March 8, 2011