Any talking head that makes a living spreading hysteria. CNN, Fox News, and the like harbor them.
Sean Hannity, Don Lemon, Bill O'Riley, Wolf Blitzer, Bret Baier, Rachel Maddow, Van Jones, and so on.
Sean Hannity, Don Lemon, Bill O'Riley, Wolf Blitzer, Bret Baier, Rachel Maddow, Van Jones, and so on.
The asshole hysteria merchants on Fox and CNN want to keep everybody in a state of fear with the relentless bullshit
they sell to the mindless idiots who worship them.
they sell to the mindless idiots who worship them.
by IH8JIGS November 30, 2021
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by biomerchant July 11, 2022
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Person #2: I read a really good Merthur fanfic based on that episode!
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Person #2: I read a really good Merthur fanfic based on that episode!
Person #1: I love Merthur! Send me the link!
by I am an unknown person August 25, 2009
Get the Merthur mug.A pen merchant is an individual who’s only form of scoring is from penalties. One notorious pen merchant is Chelsea player “Porginho” who somehow placed 3rd in the 2021 ballon d’or awards after scoring 11 goals that happened to be 11 penalties. He ghosted for Euro 2020 and UCL 20/21
Friend 1: hey did Chelsea win last night?
Friend 2: yes thanks to Porginho! He’s a world class penalty merchant
Friend 2: yes thanks to Porginho! He’s a world class penalty merchant
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Get the chiky merchant mug.In popular jargon of the US Marine Corps:
a. a person who rarely exhibits effort and/or responsibility and lets others do all the work; a loafer, slacker, dope-off, weasel; shirker, screw off, malingerer.
b. a person assigned to a comfortable job relative to others in his unit;
c. a short person or a person of slight stature or build;
d. a term sometime used to refer to civilian employees of the Department of Defense or a government contractor.
a. a person who rarely exhibits effort and/or responsibility and lets others do all the work; a loafer, slacker, dope-off, weasel; shirker, screw off, malingerer.
b. a person assigned to a comfortable job relative to others in his unit;
c. a short person or a person of slight stature or build;
d. a term sometime used to refer to civilian employees of the Department of Defense or a government contractor.
Private Smith: Have you seen Private Jones lately?
Corporal Hardass: Nope, he's disappeared from work detail again today but when I catch up with our resident feather merchant, I'm gonna knock him on his ass.
Corporal Hardass: Nope, he's disappeared from work detail again today but when I catch up with our resident feather merchant, I'm gonna knock him on his ass.
by JoeDonethat November 16, 2010
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