Merpentosh

A word used when you are feeling so many emotions at once that your awkward self can't describe.

Woman: How are you feeling?

Me:... Merpentosh.

by Childwithpurpose November 28, 2018

marpessa

The most beautiful person in the world, kind and friendly she is the perfect friend

Marpessa is my best friend

by GraceyMarpy January 17, 2021

merjes

Mer-cheese; Girl, who always admire her/him but is actually jealous of her/him. ⚠️ She's trying to respect her/him because she/he didn't do nothing wrong but she can't.

🙅 ♂️: Stop being a merjes and try to respect her.
🤷🏾 ♀️: I'm sorry but I'm trying, that's just her f** smile. IT'S STARTING TO GET ON MY NERVES.

🙅 ♂️: But she's nice, and generous
🤷🏾 ♀️: I KNOW

by Leilaaaanaaa June 23, 2021

Merpster

A person that sits awkwardly in awkward situations not knowing what to say.

When Katie was questioned about her subpar work by her manager she simply stated 'merp' this is the act of being a 'merpster'

by Boitonoius February 7, 2023

merpent

A merpent is a turtle or tortoise lacking a shell or protective/hard outer covering.

" yo i just seen a merpent "

by Fishyfishfishfishfishy June 14, 2010

Marpessa

The nost beautiful person in the world, kind and friendly she is a perfect friend!

Marpessa is my best friend

by GraceyMarpy January 17, 2021

merps

It is a common nickname given to a beloved friend which literally means, In "Dutch" - a Sperm Rapist.

"Hey Merps.. MY little merpy werpy woo, you gone done poo poos in your pants again? Thats no good. You know I will always love you."

or

"Hey I am going to call you merps from now on because of that filthy act you did the other night!"

by Jacob6969Amsterdam May 7, 2007