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mermaids

mermaids is a group of beautiful girls, no one can surpass them but it’s good to try. we ALL believe in mermaids supremacy !
boy: who are these girls ??

another boy: a groupe of sexy girls named mermaids !
by spicyrosa November 22, 2021
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Making mermaids

When you jerk off and bust your load into the toilet and flush it.
They call me Poseidon because I'd be making mermaids, I'm king of Atlantis!
by Daddy Genki January 19, 2021
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the Dutchmans' mermaids flying crunchy coin purse

Known what is with a little imagination. Performed by hopefully 2 consenting adult preferably in private but not always.
Person 1 "That dude they says is into the Dutchmans' mermaids flying crunchy coin purse."

Person 2 " Huh. Never took them for the type. Hope that they find happiness in it."
by TheDudeAbidesAgain May 3, 2024
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Mermaid's Pearl Necklace

The Mermaid's Pearl Necklace is when a man slaps their partner in the face with a Nassau Grouper (or any other fish) while simultaneously ejaculating on her chest.
Oh man last night I gave my girlfriend a Mermaid's Pearl Necklace! Probably shouldn't've used a frozen fish though.
by Capt_Bitey_Bart November 8, 2025
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Mermaid’s Purse

The scrotum of a dog after its testes have been removed via surgical neutering. Merriam Webster and Oxford differ on whether a Mermaid’s Purse that has been refilled with neuticles still qualifies for the definition.
After getting neutered, that previously manly Maltipoo, Sea Bass, is little more than a rabbit, popping around the yard with that Mermaid’s Purse.
by Jeb6720 January 25, 2026
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