merken

A pubic wig. Fake mons hair.

Her merken was infested with lice.

by typical August 14, 2003

merkin

A pubic Toupee

A family guy reference in two episodes

Man: "Hey kid, wanna buy a merkin?"
Chris: "What's a merkin?"
Man: "Why it's a pubic toupee"

by The Great Talag March 12, 2004

Merkinball

The internationally recognised contraction of American Football.

Newsreader: And finally we're happy to report that this year's Superworldbowlseries of Merkinball was won by the Washington Foreskins.

Hey old chap- when you say football, do you mean Soccer or Merkinball?

by Muddy Funster July 25, 2017

merkin

imitation pubic hair. A pubic wig.

Geoffrey wore his merkin unashamedly

by tim May 22, 2003

Mergun

The name you must start calling Megan when your friends make you take a shot every time you say her real name.

*drinking with friends

"Cool story Joe, but did I tell you that I think that Mergun is the most amazing girl ever?"

by 0nLy_5LigHtLy_int3r35tinG April 11, 2019

Merkan

Derogatory term for a citizen of the United States of America. Sometimes spelled mercan.

Merkans make me sick to my stomach!

Your average merkan is about as intelligent as a brick.

by Mr Spanky Pants August 7, 2006

merkin

Pubic wig

He wore his merkin with pride

by Kal Dahl April 11, 2003