merced

to be killed

derived from mercenary

that fool disrespected the wrong cat and got merced.

by mr. merc your ass October 12, 2007

Merced

Land of the Doint, Dointest, A place where the weather is far from temperate, the smell of cattle and agricultural waste sting the nostrils. The landscape is far from interesting and can best be described as Sandy Mush. Other then the Incomplete Uc campus the area can be deemed a technological black whole lacking anykind of service minimize contact to the outside world and confining those with to their own weirdness. Only means for survival in such a living situation is to peridica;;y escape.

"Last time I woke up in merced i thought I was still dreaming"

"Don't take acid just go to merced"

by mercedkilla September 21, 2011

Merced

the backwater town of California, and the only city that has a UC and can still boast that citizens can go anywhere in town and know at least ten people there. Filled with baby boomers whose own parents are from the hick parts of the east coast, the schools may be filled to the brim, but do not be fooled: if there ever was a cliche "country" town in california, this is it.

"You know, when you're drunk you kind of have a Southern accent."

"Well, I'm from Merced."

"Oh. That makes sense, then."

by Rose Saratoga April 3, 2009

Merce

Originated from the phrase "lord have mercy!" when uttered on sight of a beautiful woman, meaning sexually attractive or a girl who is sexy.

1. "Beyonce is so merce!"
2. "check that merce out, I'd love to spaff up her nose"

by Tony Bones April 20, 2005

Merced

To destroy someone absolutely without killing them with the skills of a fully trained mercenary. (Effortlessly)

"Awwww man, you just got merced"

by IamTh3ownAge April 26, 2009

The Mercs

A semi-famous gaming clan that has played multiple MMOs (such as UO and Darkfall Online). They are a bunch of power gamer scrubs who will power grind their characters to the max, dominate everyone else with said characters, then proceed to claim victory and quit the game before everyone else has a chance to catch up. They suck in FPS games in which character development is not a factor, and will continue to bare the biggest undeserved egos in the history of gaming clans. If you encounter a merc outside of an MMO, rest assured that you can, and you will, shit on him.

Osium from The Mercs is a scrubby douchebag, but when you challenge him to a fight he redirects you to his peons to fight for him. He does all the shit talking though.

by Osium Woof July 8, 2010

mercing

A word that means absolutely destroying something.

Damn Johnny is just mercing in Call of Duty right now.

Ex.2 Noah is just mercing his homework today.

by Cam elite rusher 34 December 14, 2017